| Show please dont send tho the editor wod wed cling cake mrs brown nee lulu montgomery formbly of salina shipped the editor a supply of cake this thin and the poor cuss is almost a total wreck tuesday night the editor put the cake under his pillow and he had dreams to publish which would set all old women in town tom talking lie ho dreamed among other things that ho he was married to a woman weighing pounds having red lair hair and long chin whiskers she pounded him three times a day with an aa ax handle and give giro him a thing to oat then he switched off and dreamed that he be WM was living in polygamy with nine females picked up from all parts of the earth and so ugly it would break a mans faco face to look at them the whole works were in charge of george crosby and he was scouring the country in search of more and preaching the of morality gosh I 1 it was awful the editor thanks mrs brown for the cake be cause it was finer than silk but he respectfully ro questa onta other patrons to refrain from sending bonding him this sort of presents A load vt of good coder fence posts will be much more highly appreciated precia procia ted salina press |
