Show IN rok FOR A lie n won wa prom from tho Coun counter and kill over min bubles Tu bles at As I 1 was about to climb the stairs of the third avenue elevated at twenty third treet street the other day lays bays a w writer titer in the detroit rree free press a short fa m man an came tumbling down with A arfe grew clatter and brought up with a smash which would have busted batted a barrel of elder cider too bad I 1 said ald as u I 1 helped hint him to hit his feet feel and picked up hit his hat for him oh I 1 dont mind me he exclaimed in reply four times ive fell down tain stairs today and I 1 barked my shin over it I 1 come down to new mew york to have a rood good time and I 1 rint aint 9 going to kick about anything so you are seeing new york 4 scein heeln with both e eyes y es ashes a buter buster of a town aint the she went strolling around lat last night and it a feller stole atole my watch but I 1 made no kick Thata what I 1 expected when I 1 started from home you know I have you lost your jour overcoat I 1 asked seeing he had none with him that a what I 1 have sit sir went into an batin house hoube night and kung hung ler er up and asked the writer waiter if shed be stole if I 1 keep att an eye on her he said the would and while I 1 aras ealan supper site she was dessir yes sir sore moose fellow fello walked right off with her its as coot cool as ice but I 1 aint saying a word when im out for a good time I 1 nex me er kick lost last any money have I 1 you j expect I 1 have feller over on fourteenth street slapped me on the back and said he used to go to skule with m me e and wanted to borry 5 I 1 out w m ith the woney and aint seen him sence yes reckon ive lost that five but am I 1 kickin not much expected to lost my hull hall 37 before ive bin here two days but im ahead of the game gaine feller beat me not over an hour ago J how was that poked me in the ribs and bald he used to know my mj brother broll nr cyrus and aken asked me into in to ha hae e a beer with h him im while I 1 was as talking I 1 another man he slid out and I 1 had t ti 3 p kiy ty I 1 dont mind these there things though I 1 was in a place up tip here where thel the was placing ing geerds reller asked me to take a hand at poker and tile the frat first thing I 1 knowel id lost 6 ahey sorter expected id kick but I 1 dant t lanks lanka ellve but the etc of kickin when ou comic come down to sef sec new york but 3 ou ought to be more mom direful of yourself I 1 protested I 1 oho oh let them have fun with th uncle reuben if they manter he laughed in reply I 1 reller feller down donn n here took m spec tables off my nose as I 1 was readi n a sign and walked off with ith em but I 1 dian didn III t L holler nor chase him up ile he jest want cant ed to have a little fun you see fee and I 1 going to tear down line fences about it one 0 them cable kars on broadway Bra adway kno knocked ked tile me off the track eother day an I 1 bornn a dozen fellers wanted me to lick the condur conductor tor lit 1 sue the company compan 1 I hey did nt mean I 1 run tile me down it its a jest thir way you know I 1 expected to be run m ocr cr lit at least four times before I 1 got out of town well Wel lyou you take things thing aas easy of course when I 1 in al home and things don t go right I 1 uba kubs abou arou nd bu n but I 1 come town down here to have a good time lime and I 1 faint ain t going to sass anti diw and kik kick feller over here on sixth ay av denue kicked me ab sl times timer ant did I 1 hol hoi let ler and rathe a riot no sir bit c e e el I 1 I 1 toine ome down here ex expect pectin ln to be tor for iome one else and kicked ond and I 1 jeka kept still till he found out his mistake and apologized slid lid lie he took me mc tor for a feller who stole hl his hat well have a good lime I 1 said us as I 1 turned to go you bet I 1 will he rep led ats af h he waved rne me farewell I 1 NN lien hen I 1 fell down stairs and busted my suspenders tore the back out of on alst cistand and ripped a colit coit tall tail foose but im all right nil all rl right g ht and git sewed up tip an I 1 then huh for i |