Show THE DYING EDITOR tho the owner of a paper lay lying dying in his lair and tho the dow of death had gathered on oil his bis brow so BO calm calin and fair but bat a printer beside him as his life blood ebbed and asked the dying advin 0 editor if lie ho had a word to say the doomed man mail murmured softly as ho grabbed the printers iter fist well at last the straggles over I 1 lind and I 1 never will N il L bo inis missed sed take a masago and a token to that city man of mino that all liis his worn out choit chestnuts nuts lie ho had better put in brine belinc theres there his joko joke about the weather N which aich ho he used this many years and the gag about the follow fellow who is al always Nays hunting beers bors and the item lies hes so fond of on oil the man who peddles booke and the chesnut clie saut base baso people who go fashing in the bro i just ati t to san bae 0 the papers credit P I 1 to cast no slurs on oil mine iiii iio I 1 wo I 1 i ask hini him as a favor to put such gags in ill brine and tho lies hes fond of tolling I 1 of the street cais and the tracks and the one anwon on women ion loaning house hs weary heaven knows 1 oh I 1 know ill slumber happy in in my gravo grave beneath the vino vido if the man who does the city will put those jore jores s in ill brino brine toll tell the man inan who tends to business busi noss not to weep when I 1 IM am lead dead but to buy himself a club and hit the first nian man on oil the hoad head N who ho comes 1 n I iii with h strings of items andre and ro justs them thein printed tree when the regular rato rate are cheaper than they realy ought to bo be tell the foreman when lie ho makes inchol 3 up not to turn a rule for me but simply an ail item baying my y soul is diee for I 1 want no eulogistic tally taffy of that kind hind in mino and I 1 think such horay chestnuts should bo pickled well ill brine ha 0 talat grann C ro an and an d resh fresh f reporter I 1 engaged the other day daymut put a stop to saying selah also wo we havo come to stay and if he 11 0 should say s ay ye Y 0 loal you must trample in ill his gore g 10 for you know id neer allow in ill the happy days of yore and the man mail who i ho comes to toll tell you you how to run rua the paper should bo be greeted with a pointer pewter chestnut bell and yown print the paper promptly bo be the weather neatter full of storms and the foreman must bo careful when lie is making 1110 up 1111 tho the fornis forms that the beauty of the paper may through all ages shine and not bo liko like its noi neighbors 0 bbous 0 only illy fl fit t to put in brino brine now my illy faithfull faithful printer I 1 bid thee a fond farewell fare and may you fairly prosper till wo moefu again in h I 1 Yono winos milwaukee news |