Show lovers in a fix the dangers ot of pitch i I 1 the hemping 1 ls argus of bly uly d S relates the following i v 83 night before last as the moon roso over the hills and tree tops gilding the we spires is ires of our beautiful city ci t with wit cr her silvery rays there might lit have hinc been seen upon the roof of an egyptian cottage which is flat and 11 covered with pure bite gravel ara pitch a couple of lovers seated ana enjoying the beauties of the seene and new fiew the hoaas hoars tte the happy i few so w arm arci with heart beam so BO rich with lin m a they fleer full souls forgot the will to rom 4 and rested thre as in a dream at home I 1 the sun bun during the da day y had bad been very warm and thus they met to spend the fleeting hours of twilight C enjoying anju in the pleasant breeze that floa floated teI up from froin tc le magnolia garden gardei beneath and interchanging choso soul IOUI longings and warm aff af 0 o is for each other seated near each cach other the lovers sat with one arm ami lie encircled the waist of tho beautiful creature at his side tier little handlan to im hl his ind and all passed quietly and lovingly lo until the bell tolled the midnight hour yone none but ant the tha lo loving ard beloved should shoud bs bi adale abate at this his 11 sweet hour the tolling follin of the bell reminded deil them that anred naturals sweet restorer balmy sleep was requisite for lovers as well vill a others still seated neap near each other 1 glided vows were again i exchanged alian ed and scaled wit with it keeses like 11 a ness long drawn ont at length after many vain attempts to sever there pleasant pleasures the transported lovers found the they arc we rebound bound to bocach each other by bonds than lovers lowi howg the I 1 hot lot sun had melted th pita aitch and after sitting so BO long ong ii idilia 0 night air having cooled the resinous matter dicy found they were stuck fast the young gentleman first farat attempted to disengage himself but found like aunt jemiman Je plaster the more you try to pull it off ther the cr it sticks the faster the tha young lady then attempted to get up which she aie did minus the of her dress and all her underclothes as far is as the 11 tilters in this plight ait she attempted to relieve her disconsolate partner hut but it w was is no nac lic hc come after some parley lie came to the conclusion lie could manage manag eit it by slipping clip pies our offis of his pants ac 26 cordingly For lie asked of his compan ion if she could lend him bita a abir or pants until jintil lie he could go ho horns halile lile ich alto thought her pas would do if they were not too long with t this his in information he dipped off hi 3 boots booter and 1 oghig his ha suspenders drew himself out ou of his pants as aas casil 1 ah as 83 poss possible ble and the discoll a couple took themselves aown stairs ill in a irely blushing manner illa iho lady procured as quickly as hie ble a pair of her fathers pants iacre re run into pretty flit flisick ick and the adonis de camped with his pants rolled up tip about six imm the joke was too good to be kepf b by y little and little dittli it leaked out uti tit til the truth had to come colne to exculpate the happy innocents innocent A french writer in ing the tl trading powers of the genuina int ya yankee ulam said iff if lie ho was tast aay on a desolate island hed jet up the next host morning and go around selling maps to the |