Show Y local ocal aw etters A AN astounding revelation has recently come to light that for some time past there thera has been going on an instituted and well planned scheme of thieving in the vicinity of battle creek U T where the government animals have been herding A detachment of droops will be dispatched from this post and from whom these thieves will receive a warm reception should they visit their neighborhood with any of their depredations e ei a CAMP U T by an order of the ivar war department has been designated us as a chaplain post A chaplain we understand is to bo be immediately appointed fort bridger U T which has bar heretofore been a chaplain post is by the samu order now discontinued WONDER if the weather clerk has sheer ed d olt off the track aud and forgotten that this ii the month of april instead of january we wd sincerely sin sincerely cerel y hope that these bitter cold winds nuy may come in collision with a rapidly advancing t foe and that a general smash up tip be the result A real lovely day such as usually comus comes iu in april would nt at vex us much |