Show Conc concerning eining artemus ward dodworth hall I 1 in broadway the itu imposing posing sign over its entrance A ward in A ward ind and his e enter tain taint ment ilent styled among the theMo imons have taken place einang r the recognized 11 popular s ot the be city A wind waid s entertainment is open every evening and is crowded I 1 append a few selections jom from the pros pro gramme ot of one of mr wards entertainments tain ments 1 I 1 light and airy preamble by tho le lecturer with some jukes N X B ai ait aate inus ward will call on citizens at their private residences and explain these theae jukes jokes if necessary IT ii at ai sea kea the steamer ariel disgrace fill t treatment rea tnt ot 01 the t passengers who are obliga d to t go forward to smoke pipes while the steamer herself is allowed two smoke k e pipes amid ships the storm 0 and his fair young bride austus mu doth 0 th you yon ob observe berve these wet waves my dearest ellen I 1 and lo 10 1 yonder them winds and breezes breret s why did we e vur ever leave railway the steamer pets gets high and imitates mr clark as nr the zand land of 0 golar the broadway of san francisco IV the land of silver virginia city the aneli ot the he bright new state ol of nev nerada add cant think ot of anything smart to ray pay about virginia besides she 8 smart enough herself v the plains in winter avint ei A dismal PI ice indeed heres where it a man nels feels ne that there ti no place I 1 like ike home whets whet lier er it is mortgaged or not YI VI great salt lake oily ci AM AB birdseye birds eye view with soma on entirely sorio serious us descriptive crip tive talk vit I 1 the west side of main street A salt lake hotel ac it is a 1 I emars hold tile the landlord sells so stronger than winter butt butter r 4 vill the east side of main street tile state house and things also the post office A few years year sago ago nn an enterprising mormon start dan edan opposition post office and by selling three cent stamps for two ty 0 cents tried to run the regular office out of town ile he failed and is now a flour ii hing OlIt outcast cSt in idaho and bowlis awaa cold mines i IX the mormon theater lidy of lyons was produced ut ul ibis 1 short time since but bill give gain faction on oil account ot of there ba bing baing ing only one pauline in it mr tom ot of new yoi boik k as now hard bard at volk re rel abi play and by twenty or thirty good square he be hopes to fetch the mormon public this theater has a large iree free list but never speak ill ol of the Dead deadhead bead x brinham young s houses Hoti ses Brig banig wives live in alj these se houses they live well tit at brighams Brig hams harns thu the following tol lowing being abeln tile usual BILL OF FARE F SOUPS ETC COLD I 1 man stews ry raw dog a la with pickles un I 1 tongue lots yip of it salt 0 it r laate gudgeon i ROAST KOAST Bri briehan allam s I 1 lambs a in b 8 C it b b a g C new sauce pi SO some in e pumpkins cel heart hearton 31 or etc mon style DESSERT nEs sERT BROILED apples of Di ecord cord domestic B broils r 0 1 IS A gr grat gral at many paira Fi family miky style al mormon 0 r in 0 n sweet heal beat ts littlee Litt little lel deers jumbles etc bieber II eber U Kirn ball s harem 27 reni tah old is as much married ns as ilis his principal Inin cipal in tact fact I 1 is lo 10 getting married it ans become a 1 habit abit with him lie he says hemant out but WOW it F arti inus gets off some good tb ib sometimes ju it gnawer to tilt the ques litin hovi old is divia davis I IV we t canoot cannot say precisely but he ii id old IL lie ile haid aid recen recently 11 y that it would have bare been fifty cents it in jeff davis pocket bad li in never been bom boin Is pret oleum frequent in cares camps no 1 1 I says rays Ar artemik arteau temu but caves ure frequent cuvi t tit in pell oleum is at the bottom if artemus Artem ns ward s hand bills ure are such tiling as the following children Cli ildren under tinder one year of age V not admitted unless accompanied by their patents or guardians tho manager man ager will not be responsible for tiny any debts of his own conti ticking 0 on n his tickets ot of admission ie c readi read admit a gentleman and one wife it wins artemmis Art ermis gave brigham I 1 mangand 1 family a i tree free pass to his lecture in salt lithe laky city and was amoded to 10 file liili 11 iha lecture room occupied by bisighini i ind his bis wives F flag |