Show to ro BACHELORS the HC editor of tile Eans lansville ville journal from liis bis editorial sanctum a short time since on a visit to another state arid and while absent took unto to himself a ch charming charlino armino wife on his return home 0 an and d in le suming tin g the conduct of his paper he thus discourses in announcing tile the factor our return home with a rib we cannot retrain refrain florn biorn oar profound disgust of and bachelors and we expect to be disgusted with both several weeks we are arc wll aware that in times gone by WP we occasionally occasion all y made ourselves oui selves ridiculous in the eyes of sensible men by upholding the bachelor state as the only life of happiness independence and but wo were young and green then and of course knew but bait one side of tile subject now st stand nd up tip here you f bonsai consa contained tied ined 11 ugly it pickers 11 of humanity rejoicing in the name of bachelors bach bache dois lots and answer us its a few questions what ate aio you good for in this world what good are aie you doing for your country what interest have you in the gone generations rations bet ct unborn 11 you read of oliero will you bo be when old met men if our vile habits ever permit mit you to arrive at a good old age wont you be like lonely seal seared ed and scathed swathed trees standing iua big clearing in 9 without a companion and your life fiona the tit floats by young saplings 0 and shrubs at your feet I 1 or wont you be like pumpkins pump kina in a corn f field more prominent because cause your prodigious ugliness ind loneliness than the stalks at your side laden with golden giacin hold your you heads up tip and rold talk like men whether you can act so or not now dont you fed feel ashamed of if houi selves look atthe gails nebout you all smiles and sugar likaits avci overflowing flowing with lo 10 love ve ready to bo be spilled on oil the first good fellow who can touch their dyni sympathies felings acel ings as rich as cream which by a kindred spirit spit it can suon soon lie be worked into butter botter ard and spread over your life he till you nic aio ar IB happy as tit the iliof springe r look at em cm and led f I 1 the dis ab ting position which you bocc occupy 1 apy in the cabbage gaiden of hu hit inanity ity what ate ya you holding s back ck foo fortnow now just joist reform put on yo houi f I 1 best looks and your other coat visit the girls ice crean cream them talk to then them I 1 prettily di diiro ive them please thern then propose acl accepted marry iti arry t country T wilt will ya ipa oil you as a falth faithful i ful r and all wai disposed citizen |