Show rebel dispatches from hell gentle reader be sot mot startled at the idea of news from the infernal regions for there is not one word of truth in tile dispatch of which we propose apropo se to complain tile the richmond whig a leading ig ichel organ announces the death of the editor of this paper and gives the details as regards our reception in hell and the treatment ment given us by t the lie fillice of darkness the whig states that the axce excessive sive cold weather of january was caused by our arrival below our pro bence creating a demand fur for all the heat boat and withdrawing it f aiom oln tile the earth I 1 tho the whig must have received its details from john B T floyd loyd and wm L yancey iles resident ident reporters for the rebel ass associated who went below some sometime time in advance of the false rumor that we had gone down both of these men when on earth knew us personally and therefore could not have been mistaken for us the alie rebel congressman who died about that time although we resembled others in ill several points in our personal appearance I 1 the truth is that these men had been so long accustomed to dispatching lies upon the lebel wiles while here on earth that they cant break off from their old lia bits even in sending back news from the fountain of falsehoods we knew the richmond whig was in direct and constant communication with the devil and that it had been ever ince it received the bribe that induced it to go into this rebellion but we had not expected it to assert for a fact what thousands of distinguished southern men who have gone godo there since they seceded acceded from the federal government would know to be a lie as soon as this editorial beached leached them for thousands of them knew us personally in this life but tile the dispatch wo are arc reviewing sets forth that abe myriads of departed yana yankees ees put in old nick nicks Is furnaces during the last three years h have ave become fairly ignited hence the extraordinary heat this winter I 1 this tale about yankees having baving gone to hell in three years may do to tell the deluded people of the south who are not allowed to read or see loyal papers but all well informed men north and south know now that there is no country of equal population and extent on tile the face of gods green earth that is as largely represented in hell as is is tile the so C a tied Sou thein confederacy I 1 they have gono g one biorn their army from the ranks of the clergy from the civil list and from among their politicians at a 1 I fearful rate our latest rape vine vinc from that great confederate depot is ia that upon the recent arrival there of several distinguished distinguish d leaders ortho rebellion the devil called hastily for more fuel as the fire was about to bo extinguished floyd and Yanco yancey yaro aro said to havo have come forward and filled tile the furnace 11 with confederate money cy whereupon the devil threatened t to kick them out of hell ile he said ho favored rebellion ho be favored lying and all sorts of swindling but that ho he would not degrade himself and scandalize bell by recognizing such a currency as that as fit for any purposed seI but the richmond branch of sell hell winds up this article by assuring tho the people of the south that his satanic majesty will not harm so able a coadjutor as we are and that turning from us old nick will order rooms for lincoln seward and butler with fresh beds of livo live coals I 1 this is the rub we have kept the furnaces of Sec esli rather hot for comfort during the past three years we are fully campen sated to know that we have made tile tho rebels feel the effects of our blows butlers masterly management of the she devils in new orleans has excited their anger against him lawarda Sa warda superior diplomatic abilities and his hia successful management of england france the rebel leaders can never forgive for ci ive but why the editor of the rie richmond limond organ should be angry with lincoln we are at a loss to know Lincol ns emancipation proclamation liberates libe a half a dozen of that editors children whose several mothers ierg are american ladies of aft african ican descent 1 lincoln should be looked upon by that editor aud and by thousands of other southern parents as a benefactor I 1 ile ho is setting their mixed blooded offspring at liberty a thing the they y could not do as they are sleeves slaves and many of their fathers this richmond editor among the rest are arc not able to purchase their freedom I 1 W G editor of the he rebel Veni |