Show about a month ago a widow lady in in the north part of onondaga ga new york was as awakened from her slumbers at eleven at night 7 opening the door a man said he be wanted to warm himself and being allowed to do so he was fol hollwed bv another man who in ho had a how hew born babe in his arms their business wa was evident they persuaded the widow lady to receive the child and care for it at the same time leaving a considerable sum surn of money for her trouble three weeks after they reappeared in the night as suddenly and bore the child away when t the e ce celebrated e rate dunning anning afterward lord Ashburton was ilstad stating the lai law all to a jury in court lord mansfield interrupted him by saying if that be law ill go home and burn my books I my imy lord replied dunning I 1 yo you u ha and better go and read them our dan says that whenever he wants a hot bath bah and the mon ey to pay for it he has only to tell ly his girl that he be has made up his mind t seh select t another sweetheart swea theart and he is in hot water waier directly an irishman meeting a countryman inquired his narrie name walsh said the gentleman walsh responded paddy are you from dublin I 1 knew two maids there of that name was either of them your mother spare moments comens are the gold dust of time of all moments ot our I 1 life ife spare moments are the most truthful in in g good cod or evil they are the ga gaps P through which temptation finds the easiest access to the soul to divert at any time a troublesome fancy run to thy books they presently fix thee to them and dri drive ve the other out of thy thought they the always receive thee with the s same ame kindness fuller A chap walking along the street seeing a lawyers office walked in and inquired I what do you keep kee to sell blackheads blockheads Block heads replied the lawyer pretty gool good busine I 1 guess guess I 1 see youve got only one I 1 left eft we lve are told that the best cure far the palpitation of the heart i is to leave off hugging bugging and kissing the girls if this is is the only remedy that can be produced wel we for one say let er palpitate heres webster on a bridge said aid mrs partington as she handed ha li d to ike a ne new w unabridged dictionary it conte content mt ively iveli and y you on will gain a great deal of inflammation 11 ra A wag was lately invited to a sewing party the next lay day a friend fr i end asked him how low the enteria entertain i n merit ment came ca me off oh it was very ver y amusing 31 replied he the ladies hemmed and I 1 cawed hawed ha haw wed e dl to succeed you must keep amov into grola rich vuu u must keep say ing a 1 I s rould ni care so much about tb the lugs bugs said a thin pate pale lodger to his bis landlady but the fact is is maam I 1 faint the blood to s spare pare ra sl prentice p entice of the louisville joura k n ledges a complimentary noties notice in an all exchange ili in the following style pr y e nt we e wish you were the son of the president ade bof of the united states and we were e 3 your our father I 1 mra temperance baxter 13 and her daughter miss alias temperance baxter of H hyannis va innis mass have been prosecuted and ad convicted for selling intoxicating liquors contrary to law EF Among the new patents lately taken out in this country is is a machine that counts passengers in in an omnibus and takes their tares fares when a very tat man gets in it counts wo and charges double the scientific I merican er an states that there are in in the cit city of f new york about smokers each using two cigars daily making cigars cizars every day these at it an average of four cents each make make the enormous sum of daily dai ay consumed in smoke in nev york alone there are s some om Q cigars manufactured d in that city annually which at the same price amount to A minister approached a ous urchin about twelve years old and laying his hand upon his shoulder deladd addressed r ased him thua thu my son I 1 believe the devil has got hold oi of you 1 I believe he has too was the reply A cicerone d directing breding the attention iori of a foreigner I 1 to 0 the portrait portrait of harvey said IT this h is is the man who invented the cire circulation U lation of the blood discovered fish sauce and wrote book of meditations in 0 ns a among 0 ng the tombs jg aa the albany E express erss has the following advertisement lV wanted anted an able bodied man to hold my cifes tongue she and I 1 being unable enable to keep it quiet constant employment given t |