Show au an editors dream ot f miss bliss A bachelor editor out west who had received from the fair hand of a bride a of ele elegant ant wedding cake to dream on thus gives g ives the results of his remarkable experience 1 we put pat it under the head bead of our pillow P 1 10 w shut our eyes ej es sweetly as an infant blessed with mth an easy conscience conscience and soon anord prodigiously the god of dreams gently touched us and in in fancy we w e were married never was ivas a little editor so happy it was my love dearest sweetest aw eliest ringing in our ears every moment oh that the dreim dream had broken off here but no noa some evil genius put into the head of our ducky to have hae pudding for dinner just to please her lord ina in a hungry dream we sat down to dinner well the happy pudding buddin moment had arrived arm ed and a huge slice almost obscured obscure ed from sic sight abt th the plate be fore us my dear laid aid we fondly did you make ake thisel this 2 yes love dont you oi think it is is very nice nice 1 the best bret bread id pud pudding dinc I 1 I 1 ever tasted in in my life plum pudding ducky suggested my wife oh no my dearest wife bread pudding I 1 was always extremely fond of efem lem call that bread pudding asked my wife whose lips curled with contempt certainly my irly dear reckon I 1 hav have e had enough atthe at the sherwood house to know bread pudding my in love by all means husband this is is really too lad binm plim pudding is is harder to make than read bread pudding and is more expensive and a great deal better this is is plum p pudding sir sir and my pretty cifes brow flushed with excitement my aly love my sweet my dear love exclaimed e w ave e soothingly do not get angry im sure it i is s very v er el good if it is is bread pudding you meart mean wretch replied my wife ife in m a higher tone you know its plum plug pudding pud dinn then maam its its so meanly put together and so badly burned that the devil himself know it I 1 tell you madam most distinctly and em I 1 will not be contradicted that if iris is bread pudding uddin and an d the mean est cst kind at that it is is plum pudding rose above the din as we had a distich distinct perception of beeline fe feeling eline two plates smash across our head bread pudding we groaned in in a rage as the chicken left our hand and flying with estr extremely alne elne I 1 swift motion across the table landed lank d in in madams bosom plum pudding re sounded the war cry from the enemy as the gravy dish cookus took us where we had been disposing the first part of our dinner bread pudding forever forea er shouted we in in defiance unsuccessfully dodging the soup tureen and falling beneath its greasy ton contents tents plum pudding yelled the amiable apouse as noticing our misfortune she determined to keep us down donn by piling on our head the dishes with no gentle gentl liand hand then in in rapid succession followed the war cry plum pudding 1 the he shrieked with ev ever ery y dish bread pudding in smothered tones came from the pile in reply then it was plum pudding in in rapid rapi d succession the tha last growing feebler KB il we 9 just distinctly recollect it had grown to a whisper plum gulding pul ding 1 re sounded like thunder followed by a tremendous crash as my wife leaped upon the pile with both leet feet and combelic com commenced melic e d jumping in up and down then thank ilc be heaven avell we awoke and behold it was a dream this dream has determined us we shall never marry |