Show ca CLIPPINGS I 1 P P I 1 N G S julius jalius I 1 feel as if I 1 would like to hab bb my same ame banded down to poster posterity it y sam g DD de a liaw hangman man will I 1 hand and you oa down don from the gallows into de hands ob ds if ou dont donl alter your was 1 g ge balu julius jiin u s 0 oh rif no sam I 1 feel I 1 shall dio a noble death sam what on de battle field julius no dats dat s all played out oat now sam I 1 want to lay down on de hearth and mix mi my ashes wid w id de grate gi ale punch panch says sas to find out whom a child loves lo 10 es male make it a present and no bics tics alc tlc to whom it is is most e eager ager g to show that present exultingly exult to find out who a it oraan oman hates yia do exactly the mime iame thing VERY good goo rev thomas more tells a story of his having attended hutch church recently to hear an eminent di vine and the subject of the mornings discourse was ye are children of the deril 11 ile he attended the same church i 11 the afternoon when the text was wa children obey your parents A correspondent latel lately called upon a virginia editor to give agn e the he postmaster hell the editor replied that the devil deul would do that in m due season and that he be had bid no intention of taking the work out of his hands gaa ga A fellow found guilty of burglary wore justice da day in in ireland observed that his fate was singular in gular as he be lost by day what he got by night the horse I warranted to stand without tag which a man bought the other day is is offered for sale by the purchaser with the additional guaranty that he will not move without whipping DOBBS says sa s that a a woman w knows know s nothing of magnanimity if she invites a friend to dinner it is is not to display her hospitality but those silver silt er forks which cousin isaac gave her yesterday A LADY at her marriage requested ahe clerel clergyman man to give 0 ive out to be sung b by y the choir the hymn com commencing this is is themay he way I 1 longhrie long bae haie ba e sought 07 and in mourned cuine because I 1 found it not miss D says sas that the first time the a man squeezed her diess she felt as if she was in m the land where rainbows came from how poetic a little hug bug gin gag mal makes es people TOM am sas says a woman ma may y learn one useful doctrine from the game gain e of backgammon which is is not to take up ler her ma roan n till ashes sure of him poon POOH said a wife to her e ex raring husband as he strove to utter a few parting words dont stop to talk but go on with your oar dying A MARRIED monster said that he lately dreamed that he had an angel by his side and upon waking up found it was nobody but his bis wife sir mr and mrs BREWER of wayne county kentucky have twenty enty two tw 0 children theirs is perhaps the most extensive brewery in in the west A DEALER in in ready made linen advertises his shirts and chemi sets under the mellifluous appellation of male and female envelopes THE boston boston gazette reports that a lady y of his acquaintance says her conscience conci conscience conci ence is so clear you can see right through it WHAT is is the difference between a sailor and a soldier 1 one tars his ropes the other pitches his tent ix IN regard to late suppers pers cause and effect may be stated in a single word attenuated at ten you ate it SMALL NEWSBOY to horrified dandy wont you scratch in my y ead cad mister my lands ands is is so cold I 1 cant A doctor has got up a remedy for hard times it consists of ten hours labor well w ell worked in in A wire WINE dealia DEALER of cincinnati announces n noun ances ces as a recommendation of his madeira deira that he uses no cockroaches the use asked an idle fellow of a mans working himself to death to get a livings living 1 pu PUNCH acif says that rarey the horse tamer is is the philosopher of the stable mind WHEN your our ladylove lady love sends bends you to pai pa 1 you may go farther and fare worse EGOTISTS find the world world ugly because ibey bey see only themselves in la it |