| Show appropriated HUM HUMOR R bob Bur burdettee dettle tells mis ilovic how conscience may make Cow Cowhen herds lt of ug ul if there is any thing that disgusts the tall corn anil and silo editor morn more than alian another it is newspaper humor every time lie reads a pun pull lie he loses his cud and once when lie he clipped a funny poem ayd printed it in his department thinking it was a 1 song of the farmer ho be kicked down his manger and was off liis his bcd feed for a week one day he came into the office in high good humor lie he had an et gm egg in in ht his is pocket na as bir big as a turnip a tock stock of millet thirteen feer lon long the boys bai worked over two hours splicing it and a bottle of sor sorghum z hurn that kill killed ed all tile the cockroaches in the office ill give brive you something somri somo liing thing for your funny condill column said file tl 0 o old man inan graciously something that you well wont t be ashamed to have people rea read d it you credit it lie he went on as he scratched across the paper with will a quill pen that sojin sounded ded like a creaking wagon wagon goinn going d dawn avii hill and that 0 el g flowed ink like an artesian just jus t put it right in with your own thank heaven my reputation depend on these things there she is is and ashes a porker and the over ever gloomy humorist read no c aid mid sir mr fuss bud budget budet et savagely el matilda cant have a new dress times are hard and im going to have a tariff for revenue dress or no dress well said his wife so we think matilda is going in to have a 1 I tear if her have a new dress too there was a moment of embarrassing 0 silence which was broken by the silo editor see tear if her have a new put it in catch era cm tile the old mans mails salary was to be raised the next neck i eck and lie he was assi assigned ailed to tile the humorous department but alas for the vanity of aumau schemes that very cry night he be was taken deathly sick eick and the doctor said lie he could not live till morning 0 appalled it at tile the proe prospect ct of sudden d eath death lie he sent for the ninna managing inar 0 C editor and confessed that lie he had stolen that revenue joke out of an english paper thus conscience doth in make ake cowherds cow herds of us ill all and thus the native few of evolution are oer with the high caste of some one alses thought Burdette Cr dee in brooklyn eagle |
