| Show tito the polite way war of rutting it at a cricket match played on oil the ground of a certain well known baronet where as there was a scarcity of avail available abl e talent it was necessary to secure the services of on one e of the footmen in ill the hall as umpire in iii due course the baronet went in and tho the bett village bowler was at once put on the second time lie ho bowled the baronet stopped the ball with liis his leg arid and a cry of hows that was raised the umpire appealed to distracted between his conscientious opinion and the respect due to his bis master said apologetically getic ally im afraid youre not at home sir not hot at homel home 1 retorted his master what the dic hickells dickum kells do you mean you idiots itin vall yell sir george it if you must have it I 1 mean youre houll leeds mercury |