Show CARE OF THE STOMACH TACH an old yew yorker gives some advice I 1 in to its treatment an old new yorker who was brought up in hotels and restaurants and knows all about eating 9 gave some poi points ants to a reporter the other day about the way for a man to mate make friends with his stomach there are two big mistakes that almost all persons mate mal said he ona is that they dont eat the tha right things and the other is that what they do eat they dont rat vat right dyspepsia and indigestion are killing diore people than rum ten tell times over why delirium tremens cremens is is joy coin compared with abad a bad digestion when narran a man has the cremens tremens lies hes happy sometimes because lie forgets himself but when hes got dyspepsia his stomach is always with him and lies always conscious of it ile he cant sleep his food taste right boils break out over liim him iles hes morbid all his friends seem to have deserted him and some day he goes off and blows his brains out and the public and newspapers say he had bad business troubles business troubles lesl why what does docs a man core care for business troubles when his stomachs stomach 9 s all right if his stomach is right his hia head bead will bo be clear and hell prosper no glutton or dyspeptic can stand up alongside of a man with a sound stomach and a clear head I 1 when you got up this morning what lid did you do went right off to breakfast al and adf filled yourself with your nose in the papers and your mind wandering g over the earth you dont know what you ate or how much or h how ow long it took for all the good it did you you might as well have swallowed bacon and c n bread or turkey and buckwheat cal or any other mixture that would take i up space in your stomach then while yo you ate you gulped down ice water and coffee alternately and when you got through gli you lit a cigar and went down town glad you had done part of the work of the day not breakfasting its loading up your stomach and its worse for you than if you eaten anything then you have a headache and feel b bail and and grow fat and wonder why it tall all is its because you dont pay as much attention to your stomach as you do to your office boy your stomach takes its revenge by making you wretched to squelch it you pour a lot of liquor into it and gulp some ice water on that with a cracker or pretzel and a bit of cheese what sort of a 1 mixture nix ture do you call that just imagine tho the cheese and rum nun and pretzel and think that something inside of you has got to get away with that if you want to drink drink and enjoy your drink dont down it and fling things at it wb when 9 youve got it down take a glass of wino wine and enjoy it tut dont fling it into your sto stomach machas assou u would your fist into some blodys eye eye your houi stomach ought to be your frawd frie iid but if you go to pitching into it show fight and you may as well understand that get the best of it I 1 when you get up in the morning take a big drink of water your system wants water first an engine first fired up and then water lot let into the boiler clean your tee te teeth e th and let the water run from tho spigot while youre youra doing it then drink a pint of it use common hydrant water no ice no salt no mineral water ordinary water is good enough for an ordinarily healthy man keep away from drugs and pills and give your stomach a show if in a hurry to read the papers read them before breakfast when you sit eit down to the breakfast table bo be happy youre going to do something 0 pleasant breakfast a penalty imposed on you or a task to bo be performed as soon as 03 possible but a pleasant enjoyable occasion try and have somebody talk to you and talk yourself laugh langh start oil of with fruit some oranges say eay then eat some fish and stale bread or stale rolls or toast if you want anything more eat cat some meat tako your timo time to it all I 1 stay at tho the t table fo for an hour and cat all the time dont eat cat much but take your to it it if you time eat cat less the time you spend it at breakfast will nill be saved over and over ove again during dining the day if youve been up tho the night before dont take taka a cocktail or ice water try some broth and some tripe if your your stomachs pretty far gone when a mans been off a little his bis stomach is raw and inflamed he want to start right off with more rum lot let hirn him give civo his stomach a show to coddle your st stomach in the morning and stand up for you at night if you go pitching into it first abin thing 0 it will have its revenge dont in the morning dont don t drink in tho the morning if you must smoke and you must drink wait until your stomach is through with breakfast try this thing of stai starting ig off fair and square you yay can drink more and smoke more in the evening a and d d it wont tell on it A mans stomach sto machis his bis friends friend and it if hell only treat it kindly the first bag hadj of the day it will show shon its appreciation and stick b by y him at ni night I 1 new york sun SUB |