Show PUBLIC SPEAKING roll nf orator Ilc kol up along 1 luct As it it ambition to gain amo ami prominence as a public speaker and a it is in line with oar principles to foster anil forward every laudable ambition wo take this opportunity to sc t before our readers certain sample lots of public speakers procured at great pains and immense expense anil wo trust eliat every ono ol 01 our will find something in the lot that will suit his predilections and prejudices exhibit 1 anil perhaps the most sarv ic eblo in alio invoice is warranted to rive satisfaction under all conditions and in any kind of climate it is verv durable it will wear liko iron this speaker is rotund deliberate and perfectly sound in wind and action his aro of unvarying length and all very long they aro uttered in a delightfully uniform tone of voice which moves in billowy grandeur liko aliis i the movement being kept up until alio end of lie is reached alic voice is permitted to curve gracefully upward thus this rives an opportunity for taking before recommencing the billow business this speaker is warranted to run for any lime desired froni half an hour to all day any sarious of something superior will do well to snap this up buforo it K taken by somebody alic exhibit 2 this is n rapid speaker it is not so much in as exhibit 1 but it has its especial the chief of alie to consists con sista in tho inability of the to understand what tho speaker is saying for the former is unable to reply to tho arguments gottlic rapid speaker if tho rapid speaker think it worthwhile to indulge in such unnecessary expedients and it alio hearer docs jaako tho attempt and apparently gets alio better of alio rapid speaker alio rapid speaker has the power of denying that lie said any thing eliat tho other said ho said and alio pray it to know whether ho did or not no manner of working alio rapid speaker is to seize a sentence by tho butt as oil would a horsewhip horse whip and by i sudden and adroit movement snap out tho acl of it in one toiuo and ono motion iliin will require somo practice you would better begin with detached sentences when you have so far as to bo ablo to utter thu commonwealth of massachusetts in ono syllable you will have gone very far on your way toward perfection is a rapid speaker exhibits i of tho mumbling variety very useful when you cant think of tho words you want to use ahls will be dipol d of at a bargain not because it is of inferior quality but simply became tho lot is an unusually largo one exhibit 4 loudmouthed loud mouthed very useful during political campaigns will bo sold at a sacrifice exhibit 5 this is a retailer ot cac stauts good for all occasions tho roost serviceable variety in tho aholo line can afford on amount of tho heavy stock we have on hand exhibit 6 this is a aichino ni chino that deals ia jokan leaving out tho point and gets nil jumbled up trying to them rather common but well examining exhibit 7 ah this is something worth looking at it is alio llio truo orator no discount on this lot capil aro sovan jointed words tautology pleonasm and damnable iteration take ali n and never regret it boston transcript |