Show PUNGENT paragraphs anybody on the mouth says dr hall unless yon arc of consequences what do they ever bite io matter wo aro chicago tribune somebody put a fresh turnover ir among those on the counter of a philadelphia railway restaurant and tin traveler who got holl of it waa so astonished that he gasped four times journal first swell by jove fred aliis h the highest collar ive struck yut suite swell think so old man well dont mind telling you its a liello idea of my own ita cults rev dr hall said eliat every rock was a sermon when a boy was stealing apples from mr halls orchard tho latter belted pelted him out of tho orchard when the boys father subsequently asked him why lie limped lie replied that he was very much struck with ono of mr hairs sermons tho following explains the diller cuce between luck and changed change 1 you take a gail out to the theater and discover thai you a cent in your pocket you arc of course compelled to invite her to an oyster saloon after the performance she refuses tor edmu reason luck but the chance is n million to ono that sho will ac icet chicago times at a recent concert alic player suddenly slopped pl dying much to the astonishment of tho leader who an alic unlucky musician apologized stating that IK had blown two of his front teeth into tho instrument ment but his excuse was considered too thin instead of tooth out V J arni w erceal 1 I dont believe you have alic water of the right temperature you must get a thermometer said an austin mollier I 1 to tho new colored nurse what am dat it is an by which you can tell it alio water is too hot or too cold 1 I lan ell dat ar without any instrument eado chile turns blue den de water am too cold irad den I 1 knows dat do am too hot texas A california man coming homo in the night recently ame alu ng furry in the biall with nu c presence of mind he did not give the alarm but crept around the animal which lio judged to be a bear got his shotgun aad jirld both barrels into the beast tji U his wife and gave her the hysterics ond ho got a light and tonii account of results ho he had shot his bearskin coat all to pieces dosta post look here said the governor to a high state when are ou going to pay mo that ten dollars upon rny honor governor I 1 dont know why sir tho other day when I 1 mentioned the fact of bour asked me where I 1 would bo tuesday yes sir well that n promise that vou would pay me tuesday no sir why then did you want to know where I 1 would be tuesday Gc causo I 1 wanted to know where bo so I 1 could miko m iko arrangements to ba also |