| Show when a woman wants to gel rid of her husband for an hour she sends him up stairs 0 o get something from iho pocket of ono of her dresses tho mania is orar mid alio next craze will be the ornamentation of broom handle and stove legs A store leg bearing a aniss view saves two per cent in fuel detroit free press violet dearest do you play eliat time often asked hugh csor of hia yes pet and when 0 o etro married ril play it all alio timo thon hugh ecat out and shuddered liim self to death A lawyer recently lost 1 bride in a peculiar way he appeared at ho widding but on being called to tha ceca mony from sheer force of habit protested that ho was not ready to proceed and demanded delay and so the brido got mad and shipped him baton transcript do you like candy mn asked a little austin boy of hh mother no my son it makes mo deathly sick 1 I am so glad to hear it you aro the kind of a woman I 1 can trust to hold my candy for me until im dono playing they say if you hold your thumb tightly over the muzzle of a gun you gun and the bullet wont to your thumb wo accept tho truth of this statement at once wo dont propose to try the experiment just to gratify an ephemeral curiosity bos ion post little phil a bright liec acar old ii afraid of thunder during alic recent hot spell his mother would remark 01 for rain one day when alic said it iad thus addressed glicr 0 mammi I 1 will toll you why it dont rain when I 1 say my prayers I 1 des say dont pay to what mamma diya cos im fraid of thunder our is having his fortnight off As ho was leaving ho house thu other morning mrs J presented her lips or the customary parting kiss but jenkinson tho brute turned on his lied with the remark bot this inorvia tilda pm ori my vacation you anoh evidently jinkinson is bouhl to got all alio io isible out of his vacation transcript at ono of the stations on the eric railway lives a new york book who is fond of green recently presented liim with 1 pino apple which he gleefully took homai tho next day the gentleman asked haia how ho liked it well said in we boiled it for two hours with a chunk of corned beef but I 1 cant say it was as good as cabbage courier journal an undoubted alibi Ando that you are innocent of the charge 0 stealing a rooster from mr jones asked an arkansaw judge of a meek looking prisoner yes sir I 1 am innocent as innocent na a child you arc confident that you did not steal tho rooster from mr jonca yes sir and I 1 ann cnn provo it how can you peoro it 1 I can provo that I 1 steal mr jones rooster judge because I 1 two hens from mr graston tho game night and jones lires five allea from Gras tons tho proof is con clu said tho judge the prisoner arkansaw Arkans nw traveler |
