Show JV GUILTY OF ONE SMALL LAPSE the following taken from unwritten history proves george washington was only human on the afternoon of october 14 1768 george washington stepped into tho the private office of his good philadelphia friend and dentist Sill curn stra dies an elegant fall afternoon and chestnut street was alive wilt colonial damsels out in their now new furs goodday good day friend george quota the dentist as he finished polishing a long wicked looking spear and picked up n gleaming crowbar what brings you downtown thus early pursued stradley straddles Str adlea adles as he bo laid down the crowbar and ana picket lip ip an eight pound monkey wrench nothing wrong with the teeth I 1 trust and he put down the monkey wrench and picked up a bone handled iron mallet weighing it carelessly in hla his hand 1 I beg pardon said georgo george wash ington rather nervously what did you yau say 1 I say la Is it your teeth that brings you here this beautiful day said the dentist as asbe ho put down the mallet and picked up tip a pair of gas pliers no my feet said mr air washington with a forced laugh ila ha ha ba my feet brought me here to be sure well I 1 am glad to have seen you im sure eure I 1 must go now outside on tho the pavement lie he held his hand to his aching jaw and murmured guiltily ali ah well ju just 8 t one little I 1 lie 1 e in a lifetime wont do any harm and mayhap the tha historians will never get hold of it |