Show QUICKLY RAN DOWN GHOSTS unimaginative physician robbed so clety ford for psychical research of good material what chance has a ghost nowadays who can hope to keep a phantom iri in the family in the face of such fernl berid clous inquisitorial activities as those of the boston professor wino who investigated a back bay mansion vincin gly reputed to be haunted dot colliers asks aska unpleasant and forbidding sensations had been the portion of tenant after tenant asleep and awake they were oppressed with alarm melancholy and sis els vague but horrific apparitions floated before their eyes their ears were afflicted with terrifying noises to their beset imaginations the sheeted dread did squeak and gibber throughout the place every circumstance ot of ghastly mystery was present until their var Lar rival from the massachusetts institute of technology a pedagogue bearing the unimaginative name of schneider professor schneider asked a few questions sniffed the air and sent for the furnace man the furnace man fixed the furnace and that fixed the phantoms one and all ghoul ghost goblin wraith specter and bagchee ban chee they vacated tho the premises and returned to their home limbo they had been born of poisonous gases escaping tram from the defective furnace r most alost ghosts probably do I 1 leak eal out of bad flues and lit pipes ties this contil contribution 1 bu to will 6 commend in schneider Sch neldor to plumbers und and owners or of haunted real estate but will never earn him membership in the society for psychical Psych ial lal resena research ch |