Show FUNNY SAYINGS OF KIDDIES much embarrassment in church caused by alarming discovery of preachers small daughter ono of the most embarrassing situations in which I 1 was ever placed says hildo Co cowham wliam the artist in the strand was waa caused by a niece of mine whose father was a clergyman and whom I 1 took to church for the first time she did not in the least know what her father did aud and tor for a long time did not observe him but after sitting quietly beside me tor for some time hardly daring to raise her eyes because I 1 told her she must be quiet or she would not go to church again she suddenly in the middle of the sermon looked up and saw aw him and screamed auntie look theros theres daddy up there and whatever Is IB tie be yelling about which reminds me of two little nephews of mine who were taken to a churchyard by a very old and ploua aunt she thinking to impress the surroundings on them said you know jack and fred it Is only the body that lies here now what part of him goes to heaven hla his head I 1 suppose there are probably many mothers who have had bad cause to smile at the quaint additions which their children at times have made to their prayers A little girl friend of mine was once taken to a entertainment which impressed her very much while saying her prayers that night she asked god to look after all her brothers and sisters and make her a good girl then there was a pause and one heard sotto voice all right |