Show chief event A A schoolmaster Is a telling a rather funny story against himself he begins the story atory with the significant remark that one ona saturday be paid tho the last of a series of 0 visits to his bis dentist on the following monday morning one ona or two of his pupils looked at him c U piously rlou riou aly sly but of course nothing was said eald lie ha makes a po point int of trying to interest Inte roat his pupils tn in the current affairs of bf the world so when his bis class blass assembled he opened his newspaper and as usual asked the question well children what la 13 tho the chief event that has happened since Bince 71 friday ri t I 1 quick as aa lightning came the reply from a little girl in the front row Plea please ae sir bouya lad had a sot got er 0 1 false teeth |