Show WOMANS PLACE IN NATURE man with the grouch draws his con clust elisions elusions elu ons from observation of pet pair of oease geese 1 I dont believe in 8 affra gettes nor in tho the so called now new woman said the tha man with the grouch against the law of nii naturel ril ill tell you why it natural ho he went on ive been observing life in the rynard marynard ba and ive learned by analogy tho real place of 0 woman in tho the economy of life my wife has started in to raise ar a couple of 0 geese and they are tho the most human things you ever set eyes on she calls em darby and joan we bay havo no goose pond so BO weve sunk a tub in the backyard tor for the recreation of tho the two geese well darby simply owns that rubt 11 he waddles waddle up to it very solemnly the first thing in the morning and takes an eye opener joan cornea comes waddling addling behind him meek ant and wafe like and tries to follow her lords lorda example ile he scolds her and drives her back she obeys with becoming feminine gentleness then with the utmost care and deliberation darby proceeds to take hla his morning bath and make himself beautiful ile he sputters sp utters in the tub preens breens himself and has a beautiful time in hla his lordly masculine way he bo has baa entirely finla hed he cackles with glee cornea comes out of the I 1 eucken tub and waddles oft off to graze I 1 on the new shoots s of grass now that lie he la Is through with tha tub joan way may have her ber turn she may have what is left now that her lord and master Is quite finished its a lesson in wifely subjection to see joan make her tollet toilet and then waddle around contentedly in the wake other dofher proud domineering mate it goes oes to show what emarl comans s place in the world really should bo be according to the law of nature new york telegram gram |