Deseret Evening News | 1905-09-23 | Page 25 | The Illogical Sailor

THE rIlE ILLOGICAL SAILOR Alton B n Parker nt ilL a It dinner In III NewYork New NewYork York characterized as Illogical the po position of two prominent These gentlemen remind tile lie be 10 said eald of oC two Million silo vho ho were serc found out one cla day seated Heated at rut n a I table before a acute cafe cute One caller Bailor had a n let letter tor b before tore him and was rending It aloud while ut III the wane Mime time dote the tho other sailor held heh his hands over oer the readers ems eais 1 It made an cut odd two sill sail ore orB with their mild drink one tuna rending reading and the other othe holding the his rain earth while h did so HO The fhe friendly waiter Impelled b by an cn Irresistible curiosity paused before Jeror the tho table 11 hI Mo t o you rou hold your rOl yourn r n over your our friends ears cars ho lie reads abut letter out loud to you ou 1 was the tho dignified answer the letter Is from trum my sweetheart J Jack ck Is reading It to me ins because I cant read myself In Is I all 1111 right but bul I r dott dont want hint him to hear henr what Is tR s written