Show bargains offered along bride line az 1 ARTY KEESE keeper of the city M MARTY hall ball Is incensed at tho the flossy gentleman with the sandy wistaria trailing over a couple of queen anne shoulders and the lump jump of business acumen on the frontal who Is handing out to timid marriage license applicants in martys city hall bunches of cards announcing a closing out sale in third avenue of baby carriages carrl agea rolling pins potato mashers mas bers skillets sk illets flatirons and other woman weapons that are handy to have about the house in case of variance of viewpoint if he stop it he Is going to get an entirely new set of artificial lumps installed forthwith that will make his business bump look like the surface of the brides first cake the man with the baby carriages for sale defended his position when marty keeso keese said angrily to him cease my good man cease on the ground that he be Is really a philanthropist these goods he says are guaranteed to last for many many years and what la Is of even more importance so he says baby carriages will be much higher the minute all the tunnels to brooklyn not to mention the new bridges are in working order furthermore the president is likely to dip into the cause of baby carriage panic at any moment you can see yourself what will happen as soon a aa ho he issues a message on the subject |