Show WRITTEN EXCUSES funny itami froma frain tho scrap nook hook of hi aniol aniber T r I 1 once taught a country school in tho the back boas writes J L harbour lit in wide vido awake and as was tho the custom then I 1 required a written excuse pupil was uis u is absent for forono one or inoru days das somo omo of muse excuses I 1 have kept anil and t they hey afford file inoa a deal of all alio ysais that hilti como come and gono gone filco then thell here Is fill an excuse brought ono one day by a till tall rod red haired boy of seventeen dero or clr pleze to henry for lib ab wo vo cullo and ami lie to and to it ilon down attic also lo le lad bail to help buchere elfi his 1118 pup pap did your our father write this T tasked asked no sir replied henry 1 IT I writ rutlt it for 0 r hlin him causa ho he cant spell very good I 1 a am lit plad glad to add that Ilen rys a spoil spell ini ini improved proved while lailo I 1 had him in charge another boy brought me ino this thia I 1 ab could not come foiter day d ly on account rf cf touring 1111 1 pants very bad in ut t before starting bo it took mo me most moat ull nil day to 10 mend mead them up A boy of about ton years 0 who o had bad liven lioon absent two to wools weeks brought tile mo tile tho following john henry tail lia a soar tow allo a soar and at a hour boar linger finger A girl of about t fourteen con whoso choso mother affected a degree of culture and great mental superiority over her net neighbors li bors brought tile mo the following note dear sir I 1 trust 5 ion ou will mill pardon Al clones wholly lly unavoidable albence any clr cir curn static 8 no arc not liot always alft s controllable by our finite in manda ands as you are no doubt abaro wo we are arc till nil subject to immutable laws tind and are con scantly quing what e v no tAlas I 1 I 1 there roro Alc lonea failure allure to attend slister dayd hse slon I 1 trust I 1 may not soon boon havo to inello to a lallar 3 1 1 stucco hove 0 1110 1120 to tio be yours truly and respectfully ANASTAS anastasea 0 it II I 1 simpler and more dirac y to tile the point was tho the excuse brought m mo c by b a towheaded tow headed little girl of about eight years choso whoso InOtA mother Cr wrote pi bebe cot I 1 id bo there or kho bhe woud aou of inot we abent nt I 1 gh sheet bho et too much tor for l silo cliant do it ft agen e ei CUSP cuse her A boy of sixteen who camo came very ir ii reaul regularly arly always brought this excuse from his father 1 that was all thoro there was of it but as I 1 know it camo came from his father I 1 always bill accordingly |