Show M ga 1 the te other day for some infraction of the rules of the household a little fellow was about to get a whiT whipping ping just as the father was really ready to commence operations the he child asked if he could go into the bedroom bed room for a moment moment his father told him tuat he could tiptoeing to the door the man with a switch in his hand saw thu the little fellow kneeling at the bedside and heard him bini say gay oh god if you want to t 0 help a little boy now is is your chance it is needless to add that the irate father did not carry out his hia severe sentence E eddy addy argus this jingle is i going the rounds of the territorial dopers but up tip to date the author lids lias lacked the moral courage to acknowledge a knowledg knowl 0 its paternity drink and the gang gan e drinks with you swear off and you go it alone for the barroom bar room buni bum who drinks your rum has a quenchless thirst ofhie of hi own feast and your frienda iri ends are many fast and they cut you dead not cot get mad if you treat them bad so long ion cas as their stomachs are fed steal if you can get a million for then you can furnish bail its a great big thief that gets out on oil leave lout the little one line goesl goes to jail jal 1 say whenever you borrow a paper naper andere and gee an item thit lont dont suit your fancy dont get mad at the editor and want to lick him h m but go go tr to the man you borrowed it fro from it is his property and he n needs eeds kickin kicking 0 for being jay enough to lon loan it to an ignoramus who wont subscribe yet wished to dictate as to how it shall bo be edited mailard Mi Ii ilard progress L snow jr had a decidedly unpleasant experience thursday afternoon it seems he be was driving with VI th riley kent when it a common honey bee came whizzing along and stung him on the back of the neck mr snow brushed the bee offard off and mr kent removed the stinger unfortunately the sting I 1 a vein in a few minutes mr snow turned deadly sick reeled and fell to the ground he was carried into a neighboring house where he gave t gave all the sym lymp p terns of violent poisoning for several hours he was in a critical condition but tile llie application of hartshorn hait shorn a good dose of brandy and vigorous rubbing counteracted counteract cd the poison and brought he ahe sufferer around all right ance 0 nee beffie mr snow was stung by a hee bee with somewhat soine what similar result brigham buler bugler |