Show stray bita of humor 1 madge la edg c ahr how 1 0 w easy one contracts condrac is enemies ell e m s through 0 u aghasy life 1 j fe mabel very it if one doest dross dress well the men ignore if bifone one does the women hate ive a i good mind min not to dress at all abage 0 oh mabel abel what a sensation town topics papa what v hat is a kin king V A king kin 1 my child is a person w whose ose authority is practically unlimited whose word is law and whom everybody must obey papa is mamma ln mma a king free lance suitor sir you are undoubtedly aware of the object of my visit father I 1 believe you desire to mako make 1 my I y daughter happy do you really mean it suitor unquestionably father well dont marry her then pud puck molly was weeping ng quietly and her mother asked her afi why y she wept im so sorry y for poor kanpa she said why grandpa randia is is very well dear there here is nothing wrong with him but sobbed molly hs be an orphan mamma harpers bazar ir aar m y you on know you wrote ah ed editorial tellin the people to give the new mayor lots of rope 1 I did well they donetti done do neiti done what lynched him this mornin before break breakfasts bastl atlanta constitution mother so you have hav e been fighting ing g my sort son johnnie I 1 had to tommie brown hit mein me in the face mother but my boy you should have turned tile the other cheek check johnnie johnnic 1 I did and then th en he be hit that anti and by hokey I 1 could ht stand it no longer bonger arid and I 1 licked tile tho out of ii him im in about two mi minutes Dutes detroit r rree free ree press when charles dudley warner arner was the editor edito of the hartford artford 11 press back iu in tho the sixties arousing ca the patriotism of the lie state by his vim vigorous 0 rous appeals one of the typesetters came in from the com composing composino 9 room anti and placing himself before the editor said well wel 1 mr warner live ive decided to enlist in the army with mingled sensation of pride and a r d responsibility mr ir warner aepli replied ed encouragingly encouraging kiy that lie ho was glad to see that the t he man mail felt the call of duty oil oh it that said the truthful compositor but id rather be shot than try to set any more inore of your copy san francisco argonaut |