Show WIT ASH biniok A maa with a hirah voice was tending the koran ioina at a door and a passe by asked him what be aoa tor 1 I am rending for god sake hal iho fellow then for gods sake hold your tongue t waa the reply nothing better enables man to ay hard words jd nothing better prove abt the old adam is not entirely eradicated broto human nature than to bit the nail a right smart blow on tho head nd then sud danly become conscious that it wai bis nall the bait in the world never jet reconciled the proud man trying ta curl bis feet up and out of sight under the pew to the painfully imd evident tact that the difo of bis bloom bad used hi blacking broth to the kitchen why are doctors called physicians mamma said an little girl to her mother who had just keen tinted by physician replied roam uia who wa seldom at n tor an answer conns from fee neck as the doclar all day ackin fees what do you cau this thing t tta old lady at the opera lat evening to which ha bad gone her daughter aud tho husband 0 the ame mme patience replied tho dutiful son in law patients well I 1 declare they do act tick said the old giuly putting on n look of commiseration lincea citizen Ci the editor of a texas exchange baya he doc not like turkey that it be cant have possum to celebrate with he dont want anny nt all but bin neighbors faill continue to lock up their turkey after dark some people dont everything they rend in a newspaper the editor cant play possum on them that shungi Si sir walter scott MM in ono ot hh walks leaning on the arm ot fl faithful attendant toni aurdie toni said acm anre fine of yours invaluable to me 1 am gand to hear it tom vcr ira for when I 1 have been oot nil lay hard nt work and come ciomo tory tired and take up ono 0 your novels im directly A grait many ot ua are in the position of the iii hochen hov hen told that be hal an upright judge to try him replied ah not aa audgo I 1 want my dartin but one that will icon a little to my side A woman may bo in homely aa a drove of camels and as uninteresting na a counterfeit detector but as soon as her hubband ia elected to congress and they tiko up their in and gite lc alio becomes him domo and ill tho aie no blanks Ueral il ajor bjor the poet denies officially abit he if to marry mrs ola hull but ni the press 0 america hato announced thit alio llio will take place it is not that the word of a mere foreigner will have much v eight fcc c A court oc law trial for jiin ia going on bat in the witness loit for the prisoner did bovi tco hi onci at the bar knock down the da arvi rat no honor ho was clivi wv teo him knocked down r acim prove that one who ii in the world licca longer than one hoso life ia one ot easo aud comfort com tort and t h tomen hat tin gular that they also provo that married men live longer than inmar bcd men two young men out riding were pasa ui 1 where a farmer was trying to larn a mule won t he draw babu one of the horsemen of caume coume ho will said he draws the attention af caery tool that A schoolteacher school teacher asked what bird 13 large enoi igli to carry off a man t kobory mcw but one little girl suggested a ark and then bhe exclaimed mamma papi bo homo until monday because he had gone off on a lark chowder got a good dinner at homo n few days ngo by telling his wife that ho was going to bring a judge home with him to that meal when he arrived alone and mrs chowder ankud ai A i be triumphantly pointed to himself lug im a good judge of n dinner will be obliged to get a dinner ia eoma other way hereafter A was telling a etory in the clab 1 when it waa said well that reminds ma of another anecdote and lie related it A thereupon remarked I 1 dont ace how what ou have told ns was recalled by my story it wass replied 1 because mino nae on the same page ot joe miller as yours on A PI LIFE FOK ME master tommy pid you always have plain bread and chleo for your dinner hodges hodges no martor tommy I 1 alloi avo the cheese but m in a good place bof and gits a matter 0 niue chillus a anil you wont believe the lot 0 fellers as comes a about mo now as notice mo when I 1 was libor laii A novel sort of lovo has recently bran tried in n small district of hiis K not succeed aud of thia no account is it was not for want of application A peasant was perpetually petua lly with his aa lie declared ho bad ceased to love her the village council took the matter into and adjudged alio peasant to receive twenty blows matli lois to compel him to acie bis wife again ono ot our beat known operators has a pretty daughter ho via bit of a hoyden ciul bondholders bond holders are notorious tor talking ellior and our operator is no exception to the rule idt course miss bus imbibed the jargon of tho street and of course eho knows how to use her tongue aba night nt dinner tho young tady spill a goblet of water all oscr herself alic head of the family framed a rebuke plou ipHy checked by the chit with this c plantations pla nations oh let up pi p i I 1 ans merely wittering your hoock haslun abo second caliph til the horito of abbas was one day preaching to the people iu accordance with the custom of the early caliphs calip hn who always officiated n the on fridays 0 ye people I 1 said he ye hould give hanks to allah most that ho has given me to reign over you tor vanly since I 1 have reigned over you ho has taken plague was in your midst yes truly cried nu arab from among the congregation allah is far too merciful to give us you and the plague at tho tame time I 1 it ia aid that it you have pic sence of mind enough to face a raging bull and look straight into his cye ho 11 sa to do you harm we tried this experiment once and founie it worked admirably the fierce animal tore tha ground his tact and bellowed v ith all his might but something to hod him back like luegio ana be did us DO injury perhaps we ought to add in order to bo that iho bull WIM on the other ado of the fence we never try an 0 tant kind without taking alio proper be band |