Show MR AND MRS BOWSER lot 0 things ii but its III always mra rf bault ore one or e day mr boser brought home a patent corks corkscrew rew which some fakir had bad solo I 1 hini him and mrs bowser saw hirn him drop it into a wall pocket A week later titter fitter wandering around the house for half an hour hothir one evening ev he halted before herand saul said ill be hin ced if I 1 dont get some chains ind and padlocks pid locks ILI and KIsee see if I 1 cant have things left M here I 1 put them what i is it now 1 bioust home a can opener a days d ys I 1 ng ona cirack 0 tit I 1 dining its gone of course probably given away to some home lis big lazy trania A its it a wonder i on aler we have it 11 thing left lettin in this hoel hoi isel A can opener VPS a cui call opener if you oil never hoard heard ol of a can opener ill hire some one to write you out a history of it lt it was invented to open cans why we hive two or three in the kit kitchen cheti do you mean a can opener 1 I 1 dont mean windmills or inn chines you had itin it in a pink paper Y in I 1 it t was wa the day the man fixed the gate gater it t was well I 1 saw you drop it in that wall pocket itna it Is a corkscrew and not a can n opener ol tenen it is eh perhaps I 1 dont know a bitch ili ins post poet front from the city hull hall lie he growled as it reamed lor for the parcel and unrolled I 1 ft t it was a corkscrew it could only be used as a coi atvas it was made and sold for a corkscrew didlot Did lit I 1 tell your you queried mrs bowser tell noe me bhatt told fold nie mo it was a coa cork screw and its a can opener just as I 1 said it wasl vast its a corks crewl its a can openers ope nerl ali and as long as mr fr bowser draws the breath of life he will wil I 1 stick slick to it because he bald baid to a in tin the first elret place like other husbands mr bowser is greatly ai orned over the safety of his wallet let while around the house lie he has an dea that mrs Boiser would give ten years of her lire life to get that wallet in her hands hand s for or about two minutes and that she lies awake a good share of every night in tho the year w ou dering where he hid it when ho he went to bed lie ile makes makerita mak esita it a religious duty to conceal it every night and to count over lit ills funds the first fina thing chiny in the morning one borni ng bruise as it may seeni lie left the couo without taking his winch bo be had hidden the night before under the bureau lie he had been goue about an hour when there wim was a great c clatter I 1 atter on the front steps the door flow open pen and ho he rushed into thu the back parlor and stood before mrs bowser she was so upset that she blie could boulli only faintly gasp mr flowler hurt flow ser ber is mother dead mother dead deabill lie ho yelled in reply what do I 1 know about your mother mn ive been rob robb bedl edit not nol and in my own house at some time done aarvig the night some gome one got out of tied bed arid acle my walle tp was it in your coat v ell no not exactly for tear ot burglars ill I 1 yoi v w what hat she asked as ho be hesitated io looked ok ed confused he to rushed up bt airs and she followed in time to seo bi him M pull tile the w wallet 1 I ilet afroz from n u under a d e r I 1 the he 1 dresar dr I resser then ilien you ivero not rob robbed bear sho she tartly observed ober vea N no not quite not this tit time u e ant ut let this boa great moral lesson to you mrs mm howser bowser never to with my tt allot something no husband will put up lip with 1 I 1 never touched your old wal walle letl till and see bee that you never dot dol and dont talk back mrs airs bowser you have had a very narrow escape and you ought to be thankful for it very thankful some husbands would have raised n R row but I 1 think you understand me and I 1 think the lesson will not bo be lost on you il 1 I quad in new york world |