Show AN UNLUCKY UNLOCK MAN rate cot mon rr or th abu 11 ack k that rho lol rol 1 I steuben pit alaway was aho amr i of 0 the echo city alazer I 1 lor for l or nearly two cocoe rears the 0 1 his I invaded jilt lo 10 had ill my tern ii 11 it aud and lie had bad ln ded opinion lie ho grew ile he had referred to every man in town as 4 a perfect gentleman and as ile he grew old lie hinged for ft a to ob lie would exclaim in tit the silent eventide while tile tears blown ills furrowed cheeks checks oil oh for tin an opportunity to turn loose and nome soule bodyl I 1 am filled with adjectives which would look magnificent in print hilt but I 1 dare hotl it I 1 11 nere ere to attack at tick any ona on he would top lilt it piper pa par and perhaps taku out hn his adver advertisement thic 11 so reuban Pul nill liway sway wrote flattering parag pnra paragraphs graphs bout about peoli e slid and grav sullen and taciturn tiKi tai lurD turn and hi big cross seemed greater than he could bear 1 l said NAM the editors wife one morning nt as hu looked sadly at an breakfast and for or his liar hat wily why riot not roast some imaginary indi bidual turn loose tho the vial of your wrath cpr upon in horatio Elder groove tor for iw instance tance nobody ob oils c can in possibly be offended since e there is m no inich A anwar man and have hav just ejust as much fun torturing him as though lie he an ed the editor folded his nifa I 1 ife to big hi bosom weeping wee piny but oil oh gentle render reader his tears wre were tari ot of joyl A Augut agust sophronia he be cried it 1 Is tin an inspiration oil oh liow I 1 will paralyze par alyse horatio the brant irful glow of 0 dawn was waa it lathe the hen rt of neuben R eu bell I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 A wily III tile the leading editorial in the baizer that week was 11 corker this city it said lins has been by an unprincipled coun dal of the name of horatio elberg he be lias his green whiskers and only one eye which I 1 is in fit the middle of his hi forehead he basa lia i trunk like ark an vic elephant phalet and fuiks it foot long IODE ile HB is it reproach to nip anund a hyena w too ho lives on t the tie bones of dead nun inn a choul a vampire it a serpent he would play beckers it alie t lie coffin of if his mother aud rob at ghost of its giroud sli roud 11 there was a column anti and a balf it f Ms i sort of if JiLer literature attire und find it wits was written ritten vi the editor felt and young once in more all tile the accumulated bile ot of eari ear aud and beirs hid flown into the ow article the beauty of it no ia mid aid i the editor t to the foreman that since locc there is no such M nitin tit T a 14 if cratl 0 elberg wi with 01 b his is grein whisker and single eje nobody can pos f ihly be offe tided 11 true denull ij real the foreman with a tibor eless smile IV in the he quiet drennin dusk of nt a summer erivin t way journeyed into echo city lie ho had green v wh lit likera and but one eye which was in ill the center cente of liis his forehead he had it a trunk like an elephant anti and auks a foot long afis jint act was to ii a copy ol of the li lazer and his wrath may be better than described d when lie he read the leading editorial ue ile immediately went to tile the lilamer er office anti and sat on oil reuben fullaway Pul rui laway and made him reuben eat a three pound cau of green ink and it a barrel of Kl inand a towel unit and then lie he konred coal oil on reubens Ke ubena hair and tet set fire to it and lie ho led reuben into a stop cylinder press with it folder attached so that blieu the unfortunate man merged lie he wa folded ready for mailing then the ni went ent down downtown town anti addressed a meeting of citizens citi V oo on the following day all the Li ofello of echo city called nt at the blazer officio and ordered their ladsous ads out find and C canceled a a c e I 1 td their orders tor job work yon should be ashamed ot of yourself said the mayor mr Il horatio oratio el Elder lerg groove whom yon so BO violently abused in your scurrilous paper is an eastern capitalist who rame came here hera to establish seven packing houses bouses employing wen men jie ile has haa now gone golle away in disgust and so ho his name was really grinned the heartbroken editor and lie ho had green whiskers and one ee and a trunk and ticks tu asi it 11 foot long will til it wa was s jut my luck TIIE THE ENZ fremont neb Tri tribune burfe |