| Show RULES WHEN THE MAIL MAN j COMES As the holidays approach it is well to remember that the trials of a mail carrier increase By carefully observing the following rules the people can make the most pessimistic carrier an optimist Rule 1 Always-be sure to ask the carrier if that is Rule 2 Let the carrier rap or ring twice before you respond Rule 3 Send the smallest child in the house to the door and be sure that the door is Rule 4 Ask the carrier if he is not and before he can reply ask what time it Rule 5 Tell him that your friend wrote you last Thursday and you have not the letter Rule 6 Ask the carrier to wait while you run up to the third floor and get a stamp that you Rule 7 Call across the street to the carrier and tell him that you want your mail are entitled to your mail before anyone Rule 8 Hand all your mail to the Do not in letter They're only Rule 9 Ask the carrier please ask the postmaster to j search the office and see if there is not a letter of yours lying about Rule 10 Ask the carrier to register a letter for you and then hand him a bill to take the fee Rule 11 Always waft until the I carrier has passed without I you then I you no mail for me I A man on the banks of the a jewel of great 1 It weighed had brown 1 hair and blue and know's 1 more about a batch of good bread ihan a 1 |
