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Show OLB ADVERTISEMENTS. They Were More, Curious In England xrn Than In TjjU Country . Advertising has In ttese days become Suite an art In itself, so much so that "w seldom now that quo meets with lbs curiously worded and exceedingly "Delied advertisements thatatoue jj; "wo used to amuse tli'e readers of the " 7 and weekly press. The following lh advertisement in an English pa-r pa-r .cf one who might be termed a windy man:' f "James Williams, parish clerk, sax. '' 86' town-crler and boltmau, makes nd sells all sons of haberdasheries, . frocerlea, etc., likewise hair and wigs 'est and cut on the shortest notice. h r' keeps an evun,nK school, J teach aj jessonabje rsles rpud.- al Ing, rltlng, and 'rlthiulilc and singing, N. B. I play tho hooboy oecuslnnnlly Jf wanted. N. B.My shop U next door, whoro I bleed, dmw teeih, and shoe hgrses with tlu greiitost ertl. N. B.--Chlldron tnut to danco If ngreeablo at slxpeopo per week, by me, J. Williams, who buy and sell old Irln hih! ennts hoots and shoes cleaned and mended. N. B. A hut and prof stockens to he euiljellcd for, tjio best In 5 on Sbrof Tiibhday. For pnrilculars enculre within, with-in, or at, tin) horsn shoo and bell, near tho church on t'olher side the way, N. R. Look over tho dour for slirn of 3 pldgi ons.N. B. I Fells good nyle, and soinetfmes dyder, L"dglngs for single1 men. N. B I teach Jograpby, nlgebry. I and them outlandish kind of things. A bnll on wendnys ami frldy." A specimen of jin Indignant ndver-llsomoMt ndver-llsomoMt appeared In t,hc Loudon Times In 1874: "Should this meet the eye ot the la-ly who got into tint 12:30 train at New Cross station on Frli)ay, May IB, with two boys, onn of whom wis evidently evi-dently recovering from ii n Illness, sho niuy he ploanud to learn that ihrcu of the four young ladles who wero In ' tho carriage nro very 111 with the' ninasolH, and the health of tho fourlh' J far from what hjir relations could 1 desire." , The following, from an indignant husband, Is culled from one of llio Irish I papers: "Run away from I'ai.rlnk , M'Dallcgh. Whoa'as my wife, Mrs. . Hildgot M'Dallogh, Is ngnln walked away with herself, nnd left mo with; her four small children, and her poor old blind mother, and nobody else to' look after the house and home, nnd, I hear, has taken up with Tom Olugun, tho lame fiddler, tho same was put In stocks last Easter for steeling Barday Doody's gmiid cock: This Is to give noiico. that I will not' pay for bite or sup on her or his account to uiuii or mortal, and that she bad hetternevcr show the mark of her toes near my homo'agaln. Patrick M'Diidogh. N. B. Tom had hotter keep out of my sight." Philadelphia Times.. |