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Show Chmlst's Curious Customers. , A chemist is m iking a collodion ol the queer orders ho receives from peoplo peo-plo who send chlldron to the store for things they need. Ilyro nro a few samples sam-ples of them: "This is my HtUo girl. I snnd you a penny to buy two sltlcs powders for a groan up adult who Is sick," ' Another read's; "Dear Dochter, pl glf bo iror pen-nits pen-nits worse of Auntie Toxyo for to r gurgle b ibl's Ihroio, and oblcago." An .inxlou mother writes: "You will please give the letllo bo! p nniif wrth of epeae for to thtow up In a lire months' old lube. N. li. tho bade has a sore siummlck." This one puzzled the druugist: "I have a cm pain In my child's diagram dia-gram PiciiHo give my son something to release It " Another nnxlous mother wrote: "My Utile hubey has eaten up its father's parish plasther. Send nn anecdote quick as possible by the Inclosed In-closed little girl." The writer of this ono was evidently In pain; "I have a hot time in my iusldesaud wicb I wood liko It to bo extinguished What's good for to extinguish It? Tho Inclosed sixpence Is for the' price of the extinguisher. Hurry, ulcus." |