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Show Spice. "Many n couple,'' said tho Cornfed Philosopher, ''marry In liHBtu and repent re-pent lu poverty." Indianapolis Journal. Jour-nal. "Tho Czar of Russia won't celobrnte the fourth this year." "Whyt" "Because It's only his second or third, and a girl at that." Chicago Times-Herulil. "Popper, can't we hnyo tho Fourth of July now Instead of waiting for Ur" asked tho magazine editor's llttlo boy. "Everyono womd laugh at us," replied re-plied the faihor, If we wero to do anything any-thing so childish. And besides I am too busy getting out the Christmas number for tho third week In November Novem-ber to have time to help you. ludian-apolls ludian-apolls Journal, Munsey's Magazine for June has primed a lei tor which Padnrewskl wrotu to a "prominent cooleiy woman of Chicago In answer to a request for a lock of hair. The great pianist compiled com-piled with the request but It may be doubled wholher the receiver nf ihe lock of hair was quite satis tied alter all, The letter well tells the rest of the Btory. It was written by Paderewski's secretary from dictation, and is as follows: "DearMitdamoi M, Paderewskl dl-rco'S dl-rco'S iue to say that It affords him much pleasure to comply with your request. re-quest. You fail to specify whose hair you do-lro, and to avoid error he has secured a samplu each of (ho. Stuff on voyage lu wit, his manager, his secretary, secre-tary, tils valet, his two cooks and his waiter, togolher with small portions from n oat and from a mattress belonging belong-ing io M. Pullman, proprlctalro of tho coach de luxe which we occupy. I have the honor to be your obedient servant, " (Letter unslgnod.) |
