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Show 1 IT'lDIDN'T MATTER. Just as Soon Go to Niagara Falls as - to" do Homo to Snpper, A - dumpy little man with an extremely ex-tremely red nose climbed ou a Niagara Falls trolley at Mhln and Niagara streets the other evening and took a seat In the. smoking compartment of the car, says the Buffalo News. I sat behind him for n little way but the odor from his pipe was too much for me, so 1 moved-across the nisle. The car was nearly to the city lino before the .conductor got around for our fares, and In the meautlmo the pas-sougers pas-sougers In the smoking compartmeut had discovered that the little man with the ted nose had "a quiet ono on." He tried to mud the paper .ho had with him, but his eyes were not equal to the task. Thulr lids got hoavier and heavier, aud soon the little man was sound asleep. The conductor's gruff, "Fare, please," roused him. He gave up a nickel aud demanded au Elk street transfer. "This car don't go to Elk street," said the conductor. "It don't?" "No; where do you want to go?" "Homo t' supp'r." "Well, this ear don't take you' thero." "Thrash lunuy (hie)," said the little man undur his breath. 'Thish cnrh h1wub takes me hmet' supp'r. Did lash ill' 'u' ui' before lasb But It won't t'nl', di? Well, if It won't takb in' liomesh goiter tako me some pluc3. Jessoon go t' Niagara Fulls as home anyway. Letter go." |