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Show Better Retire. "I'm discouraged and tired of life," declared the head of the family. "Why so despondent?" asked his friend. "Statistics." "Statistics? What's that got to do with it?" . "Yes; they say that five hours of work a day is enough to supply each member of the community with a living, liv-ing, provided the work be equal'.y shared by all. " "Well, I'm the only one In five In my family that labors. So, if statistics statis-tics are true, to support the crowd I've got to work" twenty-live hours a day." |