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Show PUZZLES What bird Is rude? The ni" ' bird. Round as a stove pipe., thin as i. nail. A dime. Where enn you get car parts? Ai a railroad crossing. What Is the hardest thing to deal with? An old pack of cards. What Insect does a blacksmith manufacture? man-ufacture? He makes the flre-tly. What sea would a man like to be In on a wet day? Adriatic (a dry attic). What Is the difference between a dime dated 1S09 and a new dollar? Ninety centB. Why Is a butcher's cart like his stockings? Because he carries his calves there. " If your uncle's sister Is not your aunt, what relation is she to you? Your mother. |