Show HOW HE DID THE CHORES Wound Up the Music Box and Put His Corkscrew In the eter You needn't wait walt for me explained the head of the house I have a dinner din dinn ner engagement an Important business business busi busi- ness ness affair and no doubt I shall be kept quite late At breakfast next morning an ominous omInous ominous om om- inous s silence ence had fallen upon all The head of the house had no appetite and was evid evidently far from feeling well After a painful silence the husband husband hus- hus band without meeting his wife's eye essayed to start conversation Its It's funny Cunny about that clock he said Its stopped and Im I'm sure I 1 wound it last night You are mistaken said his wife icily you wound up Willies Willie's music box instead and it played Home Sweet Home till daylight The clock in the hall has also stopped but I find that you screwed your corkscrew into the barometer I |