Show I A Dream BY R. R 1 M. M BRANDON BRANDo Boneta Utah June 12 Duchesne Courier Duchesne-Courier Courier The other day I t was vas thinking of he heaven heen en and I thought it would be a atter I better place right now than this good old world That night I dreamed I died cUed and went to heaven As I the Pearly Gates I saw St. St Peter standing In th the doorway his face was all aU smiles When I got within a few tew feet of ot the gate he backed backel inside and shut the door in my face tace I asked him to let me in and he said nothing do do- Ing lag I said where should I go He said to hell or or back where you 1 came cam from I thought t quite awhile before deciding Finally I decided to go to hell I 1 went down down clown down Old St. St Nick was standing In the door Let It me tell you no smiles were on his face He Tie frightened me and I stood quite a aI I distance from the door He ask asked d me mc what I wanted I told him I 1 wanted in He asked me many questions and finally fi finally fi nally asked me ri ray y politics I 1 said I Iam Iam Iam am a Hoover Hoo man His face tace lit pu witha with witha a thousand smiles smile's and laughing he said Oh i Brother go back Hoover r. r has a better system for tor taking it out ut of you than I have II I I |