Show 1 it K Arthur Brisbane Walk Straight or Sleep Mexico's Re Rest t for the Wear K Keep Your Land Calvin Colvin C lidKe Sy Says INTERESTING INTERESTING things on oa U this t. t A coast tr trees tree that were growing rhea Theu Christ born rn earths earth's biggest t o ocean BD greatest Jt water pow power wonderful tug fu- 1 turo turn But nut most Interesting aa as a measure of ot our civilization are tIie the gentlemen sleeping It off oU on the way north from the tho Mexican boundary I IA A car cornea comes wobbling a representative I UTe tine of government stops It The driver ordered to got out and walks a straight line Una cannot do It U. He Ho must park his car by the roadside and andIs Is told lie Ho down by the roadside and ands s sleep it off ott Six were ere lying down sleeping It off oft their cars parked nearby recently Sometimes Sometime there thero are more than six California provides for tor driving while drunk a penalty more severe than thans s sleeping it off ott It Is Is perhaps only fair to make certain allowances for tor our prohibition situation lon and Jid temptations temptations beyond beyond the the b border Just across the line Une they find Tin Juana b hospitable Mexican village with witha a bar two hundred d feet teet long excellent beer at a it low ICY price ready to entertain the hoI hoi hol A little farther on smooth roads take the thirsty traveler travels r to the new and appointed appoint appoint- ed resort Agua Cn ente arranged t to appeal appel l to the D Brahmin tourist t tourist rIsi class The Thc str stream m of Ct c cars rs pouring southward south sout southward ward reminds you of ot traffic at Michi l Michigan gan gin and nd M Madison n in iri Chicago or Fifty Fifty- seventh and Park avenue in New York All lt those sout southbound cars card take tatt Am American u m money ney to o a l y very ry ably bly manag managed d 1 M Mexican resort resort with good music goo good d food excellent French and other wines wine s reasonable Wr prices sh In the Casino you m may lose as m much muchas ch h as you choose choos P Part rt of ot it t Is ac accessible s only to those wearing evening dress 0 Fine golf links and one of ot the fin tin finest finest est race race courses in th the world offering g this thUs we week k the worlds world's biggest pur purse urse l e for Cor one horse race part o of ot ef f Agua CaU attra attractions tI ns Man Many interesting people among amon g seven hundred gathered for for lun luncheon heon n by San Diego's Chamber of Commerce with President H H. G. G Hotchkiss th the ma mayor or of the city and the able ablo Milton MiltonA A M McRae Rae early builder of Scripps McRae managing the tho party Claude Claud Ryan Is s there You ought to know knows himlie himIe him lie Ie built the ship In which Lindbergh Lindberg h flew to Paria Paris and fame Just outside e the city's heart you youcan can see the ta factor factory tory and the spot that Lindbergh left w when en he J raised th the Spirit of ot Saint Lo Louis ls Into into In in- to the air l b bound nd for tor France Flance via Ne New w York A good statue of Lindbergh made mad by the fa factory tory workers marks th the e spot Also you meet William Hawley Bo Bow Bow- lus He superintended the building o of ot f Lindbergh's plane Now he holds th the e American glider record up UI nine nin ee e hours and five minutes without a an n engine Not Nota a man over 30 In n that airplane e factory wh when n the great plane piano w was s built Youth Is wonderful This writer Is asked by friendly editors editors edi edi- tors that print his articles la In n Wisconsin Wisconsin Wiscon sin Florida Tex Texas s etc Why d do yo you u talk so m much ch about California 7 The rhe answer is because you write in In- i aho about t the place In In which yo you u happen to be In heaven It would b be necessary to write a great d deal al a about abou out t heaven although another combined combine d place might be more exciting One lady who owns Florida ret real ref estate estate estate es es- tate suggests You must have put your you r California land No the humble writer has a to ten n times greater sum Invested In Florida Florid a real real estate than In California la land one onehundred on ay ae e hundred times more In New Jerse Jersey y than In n California and Florida and a n thousand times moro more In New York k ak ae City thann than in all other Stat States s. s And none non aY e of ot it for tor sale Dale Get good land larid Keep i it and It will keep yo you But dont don't bu buy Y trash Calvin Coolidge says little muo but of onto often ton says much In n few ow words At Mr r Hearst's ranch on the edge of the P Pacific Pa a Mr Coolidge listened with int inter fate interest rest r- r est eat to the propounding 1 l l g of t various v various ri s p puzzles puzzles z i. i mathematical l problems ro leJ s etc b by y ym Senator Hitchcock k a guest with hl him m For instance if It a bottle and a cor cork k cost and if the bottle costs costa 1 1 more more than the i e cork how low m much does th the the e cork cost coat That's a Ripley puzzle The n answer tYer cr to to to save savo yo you trouble Is e 24 2 cents cents Mr Mr- C Coolidge li listening of offering f er ering g n no 0 solutions solutions rem remarked finally S Senator Senate ri tor ir l' l In the Senate you all have hav e plenty y Vf of t t to w work workout o out t such pro r Hitchcock l t toils 8 t tl Mr tf t r. r r r. r fr ar w o ks J iF fr tift r t il 11 kae decides ii sw what whYte nt fi fi arse r. r fer is ls to to a n considerable ex z tent i it psychology e JI adr a an ae fastened te fd i aJ r. r his hIlt s feet teet put In warm water andas us as a apr practical pr H lJ f oke t ii w os Wi n a o razor razo r of ot w edge g was Vas drawn draw a across r ss' ss ill tire soles ol s of his bare t foot ot He H Was Was' was vas told old You will bl bleed to death a vain pain n Jessl ln in this warm rm water H Ho d didn't didn t I 10 lose e drop n-drop dr p of ot blood blood bloo but he e d died dl Don't Dont pont let l let t. t prosperity die in th that t- t laSh fash ion killed by imagination I O C 1 1970 bf King S dl be Ic II |