Show Little Incident That Puzzles Mr Johnson JohnsonS S Sorter funny thing happened at nt my place In the crossroads store related Gap Johnson of ot Rumpus Ridge I I 1 was dozing dozing- on the porch when an nn old car up and a lady Indy Jumped the fence and lit In on my wife with a loud yell yeU and a n good good- sized club dub They went round and round for tor a n spell peU wife defending herself herselt her her- self as ns we well as os she was able with the soap paddle shed she'd been using I 1 Iwas Iwas was about to holler hoUer and ask em what In torment was coming oft off when my dogs got to fighting A couple of ot the old ones jumped onto a young one and and and- What did the strange lady want to whip yore wife for asked the proprietor of ot the emporium I III the slightest Idy By the time Id I'd got the bI big dogs pried loose from the little one the strange lady had dumb clumb Into her car agIn and was gone leaving wife In In a n faint on the ground And when she come to she didn't know any more about the cause of ot It than I r did |