Show I Calm and Collected During an examination In fu English the candidates were wele asked sl ed to write a short paragraph containing the words Calm Calla collected crossing and conster nation One bright la lad submitted the fol fol- following lowing The abs absent minded professor ha i almost congratulated tulate himself elf on crossIng cross cross- Ing lug the tile busy thoroughfare In safety when to his consternation he lie saw a stream of bearing down upon IIII him l. l With great presence of mind he stood quite quile calm The fhe traffic pas passed elI on and he lie was collected London Jn on Answers Answel's |