Show DADDYS DADDY'S I. I FAIRYTAlE v. v GMary Q y Ir f Af MRS OSTRICH'S ADV ADVICE CE CEI I have Just had a tennis ball bann said sald Mr Ostrich and I believe I will set up a sporting shop What Is a sporting shop asked Mrs Ostrich A sporting shop hop my love said Mr Ostrich Is where e sell sporting things Oh said Mr Mrs I suppose suppose I understand but not sure whether I do or not Wont Won't you Jou explain a lit tle tIe bit more Mr Ostrich j Mr MI Ostrich p to himself She doesn't understand u elsta d at aU al but but buC she Is trying to pretend d' d she do does s However I will t tell ll her so she he wilt will really reany know what I am talking about he thought j. j Then he cleared his throat thront throat grinned grinned grInned- once more as he looked at Mrs Os Os- trick and began A sporting shop Is a shop where they sell sporting things as I said b be be- fore tore Now In all shops they sell goods In some shops the goods are dresses for tor ladles and little girls In other shops the goods are s suits and overcoats for men In Iii some shops they sell Ice cream soda which everyone takes In the summer sum sum- merAnd mer And lAnd In other shops they sell sporting sportIng sport sport- Ing goods Now sporting goods are all nIl s sorts orts of things like canoes fishing tackle tennis racquets golf golt sticks and tennis balls Sporting goods goods- you see are those things with which people can have sport See So uSo I am thinking of opening or rather having a sporting shop be be- i Mr Ostrich Grinned cause I have Just had a tennis ball and It Is the third one Ive I've had In two days You Vou mean the tennis balls have gone Inside you you that that youve you've swallowed lowed them asked Mrs Ostrich Just what I mean said Mr Os Os- I could sell those balls for a 11 great deal of money or at least I could sell them for some money But you wouldn't want to open a shop would you for It might mean opening yourself said Mrs Ostrich Then too what good would money do you on the ostrich farm You are well fed and If you get a treat like a few tennis balls with which children play bouncing them up and down when they are playing beyond all the better But I dont don't believe I t would open a shop It would be a trouble and you wouldn't wouldn't get anything out of It that you would want to have I UI dont don't believe I will open a shop then said Mr Ostrich On On second thoughts It seems to me my sporting goods to better to keep my myself II Jewelry store t to 0 And Ill I'll keep my myself Ostrich For I have swallowed a watch old silver sliver bracelet which chain and an n I found today said Mr Ostrich Os Os- 0 dear Have you my t I I c h What hat a funny pair we are I said Yes arent aren't we a funny pa pair r. r Mrs Ostrich And Mr and Mrs Os Ostrich other agreed each at t reI 1 1 grinning severa several 1 times that they were certainly a funny pair Nor would anyone else have said anything different |