Show I BONEHEAD PLAY OF OF NOAHS NOAH'S Asleep at the Switch When Ho Had Opportunity to B Benefit ment tho the Human Race Boneheads have havo been pulled since the dawn of light The Idea that any particular age sees them running wild wildis is a mistake The Tue first famous bonehead bone- bone bead head that history records was pulled by no less a personage than old Noah Noah simply couldn't see things right he had no vision and th therefore missed ed the Golden n Golden He had 40 long nights In which to get up and put the two mosquitoes In the world out of business He could have done It with one smash of his fly swatter But Noah snored away at the switch and andIn andIn andIn In time the dove appeared with the olive branch and the next neit day the people pee peo pIe walked off oft the tho ark onto land land and and the mosquitoes went with them There are many other famous boneheads boneheads boneheads bone- bone heads that might be here recorded but none of them equals old Noahs Noah's as a work of art so 80 the committee appointed appointed ap ap- ap pointed for th the purpose has de decided unanimously to place his name In the hall of or fame Bert Bert Walker Valker In th the th Topeka Capital |