Show TWO THINGS NOT LOOKED FOR Even Stolid Englishman Saw the tha Humor Hu Hu- Humor mor mor in One of Josh Billings Billings' Famous Jokes Andrew Carnegie told a good story at the expense of Matthew Arnold in ID his Autobiography It seems that the English critic was not suc successful in his lectures In the United States but ll lie was anxious to learn and anti b her h basked asked how Josh Billings held his au an- The American humorist replied re- re plied pIled Well We l you ou mustn't keep leep them l laughing too long or the they will think you are pre laughing at ot tl them em After fter girIng gir- gir Ing the audIene amusement you must mast become earnest and und piny play the serl nt role For Instance There are two things in it this life for which nj na man manIs manis Is ever eyer prepared Who will me m what hat these are Finally someone cries out Death Well who glues ves g g gme me the other Many respond wealth happiness strength taxes At last lost Josh begins None of yO you yon l has hus given ghe l the second There are ore two things on earth for no man Is ever prepared i nn and them's twins and the house shakes shakes r r Mr MI Arnold did also |