Show l f THE COW Now that the grass is again getting green the mind of the city council has again turned to the downtrodden downtrodden downtrodden down down- down down- trodden cow and those that are fortunate fortunate for for- or- or enough to own one of them I Our officials seem determined to tomake tomake tomake make a hick town of our city Last year they cloaked their action behind the high price of feed and the hardship hardship hard hard- ship it would work on our poor This year they are unable to find an excuse excuse excuse ex ex- ex- ex cuse cuse and the cow is to run loose a a- gain of course said cow is to be properly properly prop prop- erly chaperoned at all times by hy a a. a competent herder On or b before fore May the first firs you must have your cow present present present pre pre- sent herself to the city recorder at at which time the city officials will get gether gether gether her number take measurements etc By competent herder we presume it is meant a red blooded American boy of approximately eight years of age who being a red blooded American Ameri Ameri- can boy will be to the in inviting inviting in in- waters of the thc lazy Strawberry or the rushing cool waters of the Du- Du chesne Or perhaps he will join his playmates in a hare chase and forget forget forget for for- get his ward for the time being duning during during dur dun ing which time she will be following that wonderful example set by the tho thrifty bee of getting something for nothing from some of the neighbors This she will use to generate Bovine j Cow Milk for the family amily use Such acts as permitting cows to gr graze ze on the streets under our present present pres pres- ent conditions is the result of one of two things a wilful disregard for the ri rights of a people or gross ignorance v. v We do not know who is fathering this T move nor do we care it is childs chills play t and md ill becomes our city tion i |