Show Had Feared the Worst It Is a sad thing to have to relate but Mr came home the other other oth oth- er night wet Not externally but internally he had drunk wine vine or spirits spir spir- its its or or beer With uncertain footsteps he climbed the stairs with itchy nervous fin fingers ers he unclothed himself with swimming I head he 1 lay a down in his bed Mrs had however r heard I his catlike anti-catlike tread Thinking to frighten him she covered covered covered cov cov- ered her head with a a a. sheet and approached approached approached ap ap- ap- ap his b Il rat Bat at up in bed and gazed in wonder at the Ole spook Who is that thaU he asked v I ill am a ghost I 1 i came the answer from the sheet Oh that's nil all right then But you did give me a fright 1 I I thought you were my wife London 1 London I London TIt it |