Show r r ANNUAL BANQUET OF DUCHESNE DUi DU DU- DU- DU i CHESNE COMMERCIAL I CLUB t Here is the tho dope on 2nd 1907 1901 thirteen years ago ground groundhog h hog g day in the tho evening the Theadore Theadore Theadore Thea- Thea dore Boosters Boosters' Club was founded and andI I afterwards merged into our present Commercial club Our annual election election elec elec- tion falls in January Following said event and on the anniversary of or our organization we are are supposed to give a club banquet I rise to s suggest Mr Editor that the coming da date b be no exception to o the rule I would here add not b by byway byway wiy way of com complaint aint but in explanation that our club lik like most others is afflicted afflicted aft af af- af- af flitted with a simular simul to t sickness for eleven eleve monI months mon mon- I out of f the year The rest of the thc time it is quite active Said malady does not attach to any difference in our clubs club's management in the least Various anti antidotes otes have been applied from time to time None have been so successful to immediate rev revival r as the e big feed route with th the women women wo wo- vo men as nurses Haven't you heard that th the shortest short short- f heart and est way to a mans yes head is through his stomach 1 f I will now now make a motion to the effect Mr Editor if you will ill second it I never saw a real live newspaper newspaper news news- paper man yet who was not for a Royal GorgeI Gorge Let the banquet be held in the ther I r new hall hail All old and ex- ex members are are to understand that that they they I. I t are re invited but must b be accompanied I ed by wives or sweethearts and will win willbe willbe be given an op opportunity r to 0 pay some somer r dues during th the tho evening v ni gr Others I may be invited or not as committees committe s may decide leap year features and customs should be adhered ed to The Thel f women should be given charge of oft l matt matters rs with the club footing foot foot- t p f In ing all bills Young Youn women on reception rei re re- re- re i committee t A program of speaking singing dancing and feasting Inv Invite te county r i f commissioners and school b board ard let them co come a day ahead of time I I But I know my failing Mr Editor r my mouth has done begun to water I in anticipation ro roast s pork b beef ef and ham pickles cake and andI I pumpkin pie pie and and and other last but not least is that good old ole t saddle colored ge gentile coffee that tha the of 0 f. f Mormons ar are so so fond r mamma hurry The moti motion n is car car- ried ned r M M. M M M. Smith Smith- |