Show EVENING 1 t MARY BaI R 1 nu toR MR CHAMOIS CALLS If U I had a frock coat mill mid a n silk lint hat and a n w walking ln stick slick nod n diamond dia dia- mond HI pin In my mr red II that neck that Is IsIe IsIf isif If Ie I hu had n a reel red tic neck I tic I would go around and call on un m my friends sal said Mr 11 Chamois Id hope they'd give ghe me n a little refreshment too It If Is always s 's nice to have something to eat cat when one goes goer a It makes one one t talk ll so much better I nut of course Im I'm without the frock coat cont and the the last gentleman z came eft mo to the zoo zoo who wore wore one was was' was of off before I had the time to ask ash f for ra a loan of ot It There nrc are some people who never enjoy enjo anything nn properly he lie con tinned They The never ne properly I look 1001 nt at because me the they're Ie tl trying to see a dozen creatures at nt the same time Yer Very queer very queer are folks i Ah Ali yes eg It would be nice to have a frock coat and a n silk lint hat and m a walking walkIng walking walk- walk Ing stick sUel and a diamond pin in my red tie neck tie that that is ns as I said before If I Lad had 1 1 a red rell neck tie neck tie neck and tle-and and then n I would go around und anti c call Jl on on JU my friends Perhaps If they let me out I could walk down ui Into the city an and I could KO JO Into the first shop I saw an and I could say llY Tray Pray Mi h Salesman or Miss Salesman as ns the case might be n will ili cou you kindly oblige me b by giving me mea a frock flock coat a silk hat a walking stick and n a diamond put pin fin anti a red L. L tie neck You may mu charge them to my account ac ac- count count- Have I me you ou 1 ask k Ah Alm jes yes m my account t Is care caie of the zoo zoo zoo- JU lily name name Mm Mr II Chamois Well said a puma not far away you roll cant can't come ome Into my house and call on me for Im I'm closed sed off 1 I am an But you Oli can pretend to be calling null and UH can nn talk from your jour our house to mine Ain Ah what hat n a stir SUI Id I'd d ca cause cause se said h Chamois going a Folks would say sa Ah Alt see that stylish hUsh Mr 11 Chamois Lets Let's wear weal what r M mr 1 1 II Will You Kindly Oblige Me Met Methe he lie wears wems an and follow the st style That's the he thing for us to do If I went shopping and went into a I. I cand candy store I suppose they wouldn't have frock coats and silk silk- hats andred and andred red n neck ties cl and diamond pins for sale ale If the they did I suppose it wouldn't be he called a n cand candy candy- store Prett Pretty smart eh In that case s Id I'd go to a frock coat shop f for r a frock coat a silk hat shop for a silk hat and a red tie neck shop for n a r red d tie neck-tie and a diamond pin shop for n a diamond pin Tl That at would be the sensible sensible- thing to do But nut cant can't you make a call upon me from flom your our yard ard as as I I suggested asked the tic puma so said Mr Chamois but hut butof of course cour e I dont don't want to 10 call unless 1 I have all nfl The wonderful l things things- I spoke of night of high hat lint and acid frock coat and re red tie neck and diamond pin I dont don't suppose you ou would be satisfied satisfied satis saUs- fied with a pin made of emeralds eh asked sk Mr I Puma While I am urn wishing for the Impossible Impossible sible said Mr Chamois let me do doit doit doit it properly and wish for the theer er very very Impossible Impossible I Oh Ob said the pU puma a I see now that if that Is the way you ou are wishIng wish wish- dug Ing you ou ax arc certainly doing doug it proper proper- ly Jy But Dut If I were wishing I wouldn't wish for an anything I didn't especially want I would wish for a stick sUck pin made of a piece pl ce of meat of-meat meat for instance Then when I I 1 was hungry I would look ool down at my stick pin and I would sa say There Ji little st stick stickpin k pin phI you ou have served your b beautiful purpose long enough Now Kow do your ro r real work I 1 Allow me to fo eat you o ll I What an absurd talk we are bavIng having hay hav ing said ing-said said the Chamois for a It sensible sensible sensible ble goat and and- puma To ro think of the times Ive I've escaped dangers by the way wayT I T could Jump from one rock to another back in the mountains of Switzerland Switzerland Switzer Switzer- land And n here J am a Po make- make believe call a make belleve sort of ot a talk Oh OIl well said th the puma we ve all nU have mv our times when hen we arent aren't quite so so brilliant even en the puina puma and the chamois I |