Show HEAVEN VEN MAK MAKES 1 AN Aroused from his his' afternoon nap Bat nap by the violent ringing of ih the oo bell l o othe on the he pearly gates St. St Peter staggered to o his feet and peered o out t thru the the platinum platinum sliding el Name ame address ess religion cause ause of r death and qualifications s for please he he mumbled Alaa Alas His hearer smiled sadly sadly- said said aid he I know only too well weli- that hat for t meto me to my sin makes makes' it impossible hope ope for your hospitality St. St Peter rubbed Drubbed his eyes and looked at the speaker with more more Int In- In t crest Take a seat eat said he indicating a rounded cloud i in inthe the foreground What's hilts hilt's your story fl el ft dislike to bore you said the stranger tranger str seating himself on ont the e extreme ex- ex tr reine I e edge of the cloud for Im I'm sIa slated ed for the lowed regions without any doubt You see I was a clergymen clergymen clergy clergy- men men I when I was Vas on earth After Arte a a. n while hile the rottenness and hellishness of f the Prussians got on my nerves and nd 1 I enlisted d When I finally went into action I shot five of of the devils evUs with my rifle clubbed another to o death with the butt blew three to tople choked another an an- pieces es with a bomb and other oth r to death with my bare hands Jf f course ourse I should have t turned the theether ether ther cheek and all that sort of hi hing rig but somehow or other I dont don't regret it St St. Peter od genially My dear chap said sald he no complaint complain vill vur be lodged against you in this court The you killed will wilt lever get this far Step right In ld lid fellow tellow You'll find the harps In and he second building on your left out lie he quartermaster will fit you wings Ten seconds ll later ter the jovial old mint having placed an assistant at athe athe athe he gate was personallY conducting golden he i 1 newcomer down the Boulevard In token of his admiration and esteem Life |